I would have commented on this article faster, but the helicopter delivering my laptop crashed, killing all aboard. Oh, well.
Good thing he didnāt need to vote the day after Christmas.
George W Bush: Just another evidence that Conservatives are fiscally responsible.
Maybe Bob keeps a rubber in his wallet and didnāt want to keep his mistress waiting.
I guess only the ālittle peopleā borrow a ten spot to eat until they can get back to their wallets.
I was going to ask if his wallet was delivered with a side of mistressā¦
It would appear as tho the State of Alabama should follow their former First Ladies lead and divorce the bastard.
Further proof that absolute chopper corrupts absolutely
And still, some poor guy working for minimum wage will vote for this Alabama governor because he stands up for their āChristianā values . . . . thatās the part I will never understand.
Is he that much of a deadbeat that no one on his staff would lend him money?
And this guyā¦who would have a helicopter deliver his wallet so he could eatā¦is the same guy who would throw hungry families off food stamps because itās too much of a burden to taxpayers.
I donāt care if heās cheating on his wife, but this helicopter story reveals him to be a narcissistic, entitled, self indulgent individual.
Bye Governor!
helicopter rides aināt cheap. What a fucking tool. Iām sure the dumbass voters in AL will just elect some other Republican, anyway because only GOPers are responsible with taxpayer money, amirite?
āI requested they deliver my wallet, I didnāt know how they were going to do it. I did not request that a helicopter was used,ā Bentley said. āYou have to have your wallet for security reasons. Iām the governor. And I had to have money. I had to buy something to eat. You have to have identification.ā
I think the Governor is confusing himself with African-Americans who are trying to vote in Alabama.
Whereās the TEA party when you need them!!
Wow. There really are no words left.
This! Iām really tired of the sex scandals per se; I vote we start treating them as the French do, as more or less entertaining sidebars, the private business of the person and his āintimatesā. But the ethics and character and competence issuesā¦ well those are a different matter.
The retrieval mission was necessary because Bentley forgot the wallet when fleeing his Tuscaloosa home after fighting with the stateās former first ladyā¦ āYou have to have your wallet for security reasons. Iām the governor. And I had to have money. I had to buy something to eat. You have to have identification.ā
Meanwhile, back on the Planet of Personal Responsibilityā¦
Hey, thatās where he keeps his condoms.
Whether the Governorās wallet was delivered by helicopter, state trooper, or a carrier pigeon, it doesnāt seem that it was āofficial business,ā especially because he had fled from his own domestic/personal altercation with his then wife. Get! Out! Of! Office!
Whenās the hanging?