Discussion: Aides Try To Distract Trump While The Walls Come Crashing Down Around Them

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“Keeping the President from self harm.” Sounds totally Presidential to me.

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The darkest day of his presidency. So far…

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Nursing note, 6:15 a.m.:

“Pt agitated. Hairigami taking longer than usual. Pt. Given favorite photo of Ivanka, fondles it, seems pacified for the moment.”

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Little Napoleon.

He thinks his anger forces people to respect him. They don’t.

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“Many staffers told Politico”: leakiest White House ever! Sad!

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Sounds like dealing with a two year old. ‘Distract. Look over there honey. ‘. C’mon. This is POTUS.

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Target is having a sale on toddler accessories. There’s a rattle and a nuk and a bottle. And they’re Republican-RED!!

All Don-don needs is his rally-blanky for security.

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No porn.
No Hope Hicks.
No porn stars.
No bunnies.
Wife staying far away…
…but Mueller is closing in.

I’d say the dotard is gonna lose it in short order.

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Couldn’t be happening to a nicer fella. Bigly.

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I’d say that horse has already bolted.

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Some are reportedly worried that all of the scandal will add fire to the Democrats’ desire to impeach him, adding that Tuesday’s turmoil only makes it more important for Republicans to hold the House and protect the President.

As long as Nancy “Pay-Go” Pelosi is leading the Democrats in the House, the Republicans don’t need to worry about impeachment.

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Maybe he can watch videos of his greatest rallies. You know, the ones where the leads chants of Lock Her Up! and talks about deporting NFL players. Or maybe the one in which he pardoned that POS Arpeio.

I’d bet he is furious and ready to blow. Can’t wait until he’s forced to resign.

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I’m talking like complete psychic break not limited to, but including firing Rocket Rod R., Mueller, Sessions, etc.

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I especially love that “keeping him busy” involves golf and ego-stroking rallies. Not, y’know… actual work.

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And today is only Wednesday. Early.

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Publish these!

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Pelosi aside for a moment, is there a Speaker-to-be who would pursue impeachment?

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I especially love that “keeping him busy” involves golf and ego-stroking rallies. Not, y’know… actual work.

Exactly. He needs to be distracted from the other thing he does (Executive Time) that isn’t working.

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The plan is to keep Trump distracted with golf and rallies

Prison would keep him even more distracted.

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