If itâs a Donnie Drumpf portrait, it has to be a paint by (fake) numbers one.
Spinach in your teeth is so embarrassing.
Can you imagine the non-stop howling if anyone even remotely connected to the Hillary campaign cut short an interview on any topic? Now imagine if it were Chelsea or Bill.
Yes, thereâd be nonstop, round the clock coverage from every possible angle, no matter how slight.
Now imagine that happening with this.
And stop laughing already.
We have to move on to the next one."
âIâm not worriedâIâm not involved in it,â Trump Jr. added.
As the reporter was beaten to a bloody but still as informed as the Trump family wanted him to be pulpâŚ
SoâŚthis is the new way to âhandleâ the TrumpsâŚâOK thatâs it, weâre moving on.â Today a two-fer. Both Ivanka AND Donnie Jr.
Even while local news is getting gutted, theyâre still the only ones doing actual journalism.
For some reason, after reading this story about Supreme Dickhead, Jr. and his clueless non-response to the question, basically âGee, I just helped run the foundation. How the hell would I know what the fuck was going on?â, I kept thinking about the famous Malibu Stacy episode of âThe Simpsonsâ in which guest star Kathleen Turner, playing Stacy Lovell, the creator of the doll Malibu Stacy, when asked by Lisa why she canât change the doll when she owns the company, to which Lovell replies, âNot since I was forced out in 1974. They said my way of thinking just wasnât cost effective. Well, that, and I was funneling profits to the Viet Cong.â
Farenthold reported Wednesday that if Trump did not find a âcharitable useâ for the $20,000 painting, then its purchase may have been an instance of âself-dealing,â which could result in the imposition of penalties on both Trump and the foun
Only charitable use I can think of is if he burned it. OtherwiseâŚ
Thanks ObamaâŚfor bringing it up the other day!
12,000 pages of Trumpâs taxes is just TOO MUCH for little oleâ America to handle, but 30,000 pages of Hillaryâs emails are perfectly OK! In fact, Russian hackers should try to get more!
Got it.
I suppose, if you have a pressing need to know about garage fires, traffic jams, tomorrowâs weather every goddamned 5 minutes during the broadcast and a final hearty chuckle all around the anchor desk as the picture fades to black featuring the latest skiing squirrel video.
$20,000?
Were they charging by the poundage? 270 lbs is a lot of paint!
By the way guys⌠Hillary is back.
Like all bullies, they are simply cowards. Run away when the heat is onâŚagain, I ask, what kind of mind would support this candidate? Yes, I already know the answer, but itâs highly disturbing.
âA pintâs a pound
the world aroundââSomebody
I see plenty of water-skiing squirrels on network news. What I donât see is someone making a Trump show their true colors and run.
Trump: âNo, I donât know anything about that.â
Reporter: âSo how come you didnât know about it?â
âLook, I just played the piano. I had no idea what the ladies were doing upstairs with the customers.â
Everyone should be following Farentholdâs reporting on Trump. Itâs been stellar and he is someone the NYT could learn from, an actual journalist doing actual work by just digging through the publicly available information on Trumpâs âcharityâ.
Farenthold and Eichenwaldâs reporting the past couple weeks should be the narrative on Trump going forward and it sure as hell better be the focus of the first debate.