Merrick Garland says go fuck yourself.
This is even sweeter than the glazed donut in front of me.
But not in those terms.
Honesty and consistency have never been part of McYertle’s lexicon.
Well it’s historic because Ds haven’t done it before, usually just Rs.
After Years Of Blocking Obama’s Nominees, McConnell Slams Dems’ ‘Historic Obstruction’
And no one at all took him seriously.
Not even the media.
I hope.
I don’t think this often but I will be glad to hear that Mitch McConnell has died.
Yo, KY!
Git rid of the guy. One UGLY hypocrite!
Better yet, gone extinct.
“Since January 2017, for the first time in memory,
I think the boy better get himself a dementia test, stat.
Mitch’s hypocrisy is mind-blowing.
Poor wittle snowflake. Are those Democrats being mean to you?
Mitch is the Nigel Tufnel of obscenity. Forever turning it up to 11 on the scale from zero to ten!
At least 63 million Americans are telling McConnell to go fuck himself…
If shameless hypocrisy were an Olympic event, Yertle the Turtle would win the gold medal.
Anyone have stats on how many judicial nominations McConnell blocked during Obama’s term, and how rapidly he’s helped Trump pack it full of Federalist Society corporate libertarians?
So has his Democrat challenger emerged? Could we rally enough monetary support to defeat this fossilized piece of turtle poop?
(Oh and who would be the next in line to lead the Republicans in the Senate if Yertle goes shell down?)
We’re gonna make Obama a one-term president.
This has got to be an April Fools joke, written by someone at Politico. Turtle didn’t write it because he would have needed a sense of humor and that requires at least a shred of humanity.