Discussion: After Sessions Remark, DOJ Says Hawaii ‘Is, In Fact, An Island In The Pacific’

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Somebody must have hit Jeffy with a sorta smart stick…

Would have been better if he had said:

Hawaii ‘Is, In Fact, An Island In The Pacific, AND A STATE OF THE UNION.’

I can’t wait til SpiceBunny 'splains this one tomorrow…

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The only island Sessions has a scintilla of knowledge about is Gilligan’s.

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Island in Pacific > Alabama

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“Hawaii is, in fact, an island in the Pacific

Ladies and Gentlemen - Your Department of Justice.

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Better an island in the Pacific than a backwater in the South.

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An island in the Pacific is, in fact, Hawaii…

It works both ways! How cool is that?

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There is an island named Hawaii. Judge Watson wasn’t “sitting on” it. His court is on an island named Oahu.

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Smack! And now a trick question for Jeffie. How many islands in the Pacific make up the great state of Hawaii? And which state Hawaii or Alabama gave birth to our last sane President?

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What, are you bucking to be the new AG, smarty-pup?

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“The point, however, is that there is a problem when a flawed opinion by a single judge can block the President’s lawful exercise of authority to keep the entire country safe.”

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Oh please, give us a break.
“I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the President of the United States”
which obviously implies that some rinky-dink judge on a rock in the ocean (obviously not worthy of membership in the great continental USofA) has the gall to tell us what to do.

Last I looked, Alabama was one of the poorest, least educated, most obese, least travelled states in the union.
He who lives in glass houses should not throw stones, Jefferson Beauregard (you dumb cracker).

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DOJ Says Hawaii ‘Is, In Fact, An Island In The Pacific’

So is Alcatraz

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Because people who live on islands aren’t real Americans! Some of the most radicalized terrorists in the world live on Staten Island, the San Juan Islands, Hawaii and Martha’s Vineyard.

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And Atlantic City.

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He/she would get my support.

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Can you imagine even trying to talk about his state in non-state terms? It can hardly be done.

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He would dissolve into a puddle of apoplectic goo. Which actually makes that tempting…

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The endless filth of Jeff Sessions’ warped mind…

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Now that we’ve covered geography maybe we can move on to the constitution and the three separate branches of government and their functions.

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