Discussion: After News Of Sen. Paul's Fractured Ribs, Police Say Charges Could Worsen

I can just imagine what it would be like living next to Squirrelhead McDouche. Granted, violence is never the answer, this sounds like a domestic dispute that McDouche is very carefully trying to hide his part in.

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A lawyer for Boucher told Fox News that the “unfortunate occurrence” was the result of “a matter that most people would regard as trivial,” but didn’t clarify further.

Try again sir

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Shoot those ribs up with some Lidocaine, tape’em tight, and get your ass back to work! Geez, fricking sissy. It’s only the first quarter and you’re already malingering on the bench.

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If a black politician was beaten, the beating most likely would come from police. Even if it wasn’t from the cops, it wouldn’t be taken seriously by law enforcement. Only a white guy from a red state gets any attention. This is exactly the sort of violence encouraged by Trump and his campaign staff and voters. They just didn’t think it might happen to a white southern Senator.

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Oh please, there’s not ONE person in the news you would push down a long flight of concrete stairs if the Secret Service was busy getting drunk and whoring around??

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“A matter that most people would regard as trivial.” Sounds like somebody didn’t pick up the dog poop…

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I have a list----a growing list.

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Jim Inhofe

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Maybe Rand’s bones are hollow and brittle, much like the libertarian views he espouses.

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Rand Paul is a self-serving assh*le. He wouldn’t have downplayed the altercation unless there was some really good reason not to have a public trial.

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How can the dispute be trivial if the neighbor was willing to undergo the shitstorm of lawyers and fees and bail and public commentary that he had to know would follow the attack?

I wonder which party (or both) is trying to keep the reasons for the assault quiet.

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That front-yard Aqua Buddha statue has to go!

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… Singman, Boucher’s attorney, Matthew Baker, said the “regrettable” dispute that led to the alleged assault — the motives for which have still not been detailed — concerned “a matter that most people would regard as trivial.”

“We sincerely hope that Senator Paul is going well and that these two gentleman can get back to being neighbors as quickly as possible,” he added.

Less filling or tastes great?

Or more likely, a dispute over the precise meaning of the filioque clause of the Nicence Creed and it’s effect on current relations between the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches.

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The original cause for the dispute was trivial. Then as things do, it escalated. There are endless AP stories about people who ended up dead because they didn’t want to hand over the remote or spilled someone’s beer.

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Exactly, but this wasn’t political. They’ve lived next door to each other for 17 years and were friendly with one another. I have a feeling that when we find out why we’ll all kinda be agreeing that it wasn’t the right thing to do but that it’s perfectly understandable.

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[quote=“paulw, post:17, topic:64719”]
people who ended up dead because they didn’t want to hand over the remote or spilled someone’s beer.
[/quote]No doubt. But usually those aren’t disputes between sitting US Senators and respected physicians. The only really interesting thing about this story is the motive behind the attack. I’m pretty sure that it will come out eventually.

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