This sort of beat-the-shit-out-of-your-neighborism often has some sort of “triangle” as its basis. I’m speculating on wife swapping gone bad.
Hey, many people are saying. It’d be a deriliction of my duty as a citizen not to speculate.
Oh and Politico says that Nancy de Vos is on the verge of resigning. Maybe Mueller is closing in on Eric.
Are those injuries really compatible with the reported tackle from behind?
Yes. If after tackling him, he picked up Rand by the ankles and swung his thoracic region into a tree trunk.
That’s what my husband said, too. hahahahaha
Here’s what happens when passions flare over the Treaty of Utrecht.
Testosterone poisoning. It’s not all that uncommon among competing beta males…
“Hmmmmm. Ribs. AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!”
And I have seen many sending their thoughts and prayers to dearest Randy in his time of trial, but don’t count me among them, please. I hope the motherfucker is suffering the tortures of the damned. And I hope that his fucknut gold-shilling father does, too.
I mean, it doesn’t make me a bad person. Just a person who remembers everything this prick has done and everything he stands for.
If there’d been a straight-up wife swap, then it’s Dr. Boucher who would have been blind-sided. By his wife. With a baseball bat.
That quote is on the state flag of Mississippi, isn’t it? But I think it’s in Latin.
In a statement reported by Fox News’ Brooke Singman, Boucher’s attorney, Matthew Baker, said the “regrettable” dispute…concerned “a matter that most people would regard as trivial.”
Two Kentuckians tell me Rand’s neighborhood fracas stemmed from a dispute over some sort of planting or flora issue around the properties
— Jonathan Martin (@jmartNYT) November 6, 2017
So here’s my guess on how this went down:
(1) Mr. Smirky Libertarian installs plantings that encroach on the neighbor’s property, or cuts down plantings that are on the neighbor’s side of the property line, or refuses to pay for needed tree work for a tree on Mr. Smirky Libertarian’s property that is threatening to fall on the neighbor’s property, or…really anything along those lines.
(2) Neighbor objects.
(3) Mr. Smirky Libertarian smirks and tells neighbor to take a flying leap.
(4) Neighbor takes flying leap at Mr. Smirky Libertarian, tackling him and breaking a bunch of his freedom-loving ribs, causing Mr. Smirky Libertarian to go crying to the big, bad gubbermint for protection.
Hey! He said “violence,” not “negligence.” Accidents happen all the time.
Yeah, I have to agree. Little Rand just looks like a smart-ass that any sane person would love to have an excuse to beat the living hell out of. And that’s just when you see him on TV - I can’t even imagine how he could piss someone off face-to-face!
It’s fake Latin, actually - who would know the difference in Mississippi?
Ot-nay e-may! LOL!
I am really dying to find out why The Lilliputian Libertarian got his ass kicked. I mean, it seems to me that he doesn’t want anyone to know. If someone broke 5 of my ribs, I would want him in Guantanamo. Of course, that’s if I wasn’t boinking his wife or son or daughter and didn’t want anyone to find out about it.
But knowing Rand, he was probably sexually harassing Dr. Boucher’s weed whacker.
It’s almost like a game of Clue:
Dr. Boucher.
In the back yard.
With the Heimlich Maneuver.
Rand’s lawyer says that the “unfortunate occurrence” was due to “a matter that most people would regard as trivial".
Well, considering that GOPer Randy considers the shooting deaths of people in Texas and Las Vegas a trivial matter, that could mean anything from a gay tryst to the selling of nuclear secrets.
Nah, Rand was having sex with a knot hole in the neighbor’s Liriodendron tulipifera.
Would that 3rd bar, by chance, be Roger Stone?
And you’re up there with the best of 'em. Carry on, Sir!
Oh and Politico says that Nancy de Vos is on the verge of resigning. Maybe Mueller is closing in on Eric.
Panama Papers. And she’s frustrated that she can’t do whatever the fuck she wants, when she wants, and how she wants. Public office is so restrictive! Everybody pays so much attention to everything you do if you hold a Cabinet-level position. Life is just so unfair!