Discussion: ABC Reaches Settlement With Barr, Plans ‘Roseanne’ Spin-Off Without Her

At least she did the right thing here by allowing the new show to move forward.

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I hope when they write her out of the story she gets hit by a bus

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I can see it all now. The family struggles to move on while Roseanne either a. serves time in jail for hate crimes or b. is getting treatment for her obvious delusions.

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It’s a business deal that opens the door to her return. I won’t watch it.

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I hope they treat her departure with all the reverence they had for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.

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Hooray now she can play the victimized martyr role even more :roll_eyes:

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Hey, maybe they can get Stephen Miller and Kristjen Nielsen to play Uncle Adolf and Aunt Eva Conner!

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Nah, they’re hitting the road with Ted Nugent and are opening for the “Unite The Right” D.C. lynch mob.

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To mollify the Trumptard audience that kept this atrocity alive, the first episode will include a re-enactment of the murder of Roseanne Connor by strangulation at the hands of George Soros while Hillary Clinton is standing by laughing like Snidely Whiplash.

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Maybe she will have gone to Hawaii and been consumed by lava. They can play the audio of sizzling grease.

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DOA.

Is this the best ABC can do? Such creativity.

Blow up your TV. Eat a lot of peaches. Teach your children civic engagement and how to read.

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Never watched Blowsanne and have no intention to waste any time with a reboot.

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Then there’s that
Didn’t watch it before
and if she is getting a cut(very likely)
No reason to start now

Hey, did you see this?

She’s getting whacked but good.

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I give her about a week before she retweets a 4Chan message that says the interred immigrant children should be gassed because they’re taking up too much space and resources.

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No, just watch good shows - PBS is how I learn about science and nature - can’t afford to travel so get to see other countries with travel shows - usually you’re on the money maricalbo

She should be treated the same way as Kristjen Nielsen and Stephen Miller, as far as I am concerned. Fuck her.
Some Glorious Fucking Revolution, eh, Susie?

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Fox News is only slightly better.

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Ooh! I have just the thing!