Discussion for article #226127
I bet it was Ted Cruz!!!
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It was one of those evil terrisst drug mules from Central America!
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How could he squeeze thru the fence with those cantaloupe sized calves? !!
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Does anyone else think the picture of the S.W.A.T. guy is completely inappropriate for this…ummm…article?
Is that supposed to be the guy they sent to intercept said toddler?
Josh, do you have a particular percentage of click-bait stories you strive for? If so you might want to dial it down a notch. This is ridiculous.
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Nah, said toddler, not cry-baby.
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No I don’t.
I do however think you are a little oversensitive and probably given to fainting spells and clutching your pearls.
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These ISIS babies will stop at nothing!
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Those dang activist toddlers!
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How is that “sneaking”?
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Can’t be Cruz, the little tyke wasn’t screaming and wailing to shut the place down.
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Toddlers can “sneak” ???
Crafty little buggers.
Actually, though it’s not publically acknowledged, the U.S. Secret Service normally has an agent on standby donning a Sesame Street character costume just in case this sort of thing happens, but apparently the agent called in sick that day.
In this photo, the heavily armed agent is probably yelling out “Why do I have to go get this kid? Lunsfeld finally gets his chance to do some work around here - and he calls in sick! That’s just @#*% great!”
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His calves were like cantaloupes. Even at such a young age.
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Don’t know what the Wingnut Wurlitzer will do with this, but they’re not going to let this Administration be connected, however remotely, to a cute, innocent story without somehow defiling it or weaving it into a conspiracy narrative.
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That was my immediate thought. A fully load SWAT/Rambo type is searching for a little toddler who is usually between one and three? It was probably a guy in a suit clutching a handful of cookies cooing, come back here, pretty please.
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Just because it wasn’t Easter, wasn’t going to deter that little toddler.
Makes you wonder how he slipped between the bars.
Why didn’t the story mention the toddler carrying a copy “My Parent’s Open Carry”? Why. Cover up?
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he was a sneaky one, he did it one calf at a time!
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