Discussion for article #234401
Well, he sure knew how TO PAINT THE TOWN RED, at least while he could. Of course, that means both figuratively and literally, as we all know now.
Smell you later, dumbass.
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number 5 is the one that really cracks me up⌠put in for reimbursement for 170,000 miles â when the friggin suv only has 80,000. and a chevy tahoe? those are fucking tanks⌠i guess for all of those ieds on the illinois backroadsâŚ
there is most definitely something really big just about to be dropped.
edit: with all of the dismal news, thank goodness this story is available to provide some comic reliefâŚ
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Whatâs next? These events arenât resignation worthy!
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Why is Schock characterized as a ârising Republican starâ in almost every news story? What of substance did he do? How was he supposed to be a visionary and leader? What am I missing?
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Really? I think two things on that list could put him in jail.
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In GOPspeak, rising star, usually means, good at taking bribe money, and doing the puppet dance in congressâŚand NEVER say you are sorry or wrongâŚHe will be back, all Chastened and Churched upâŚPoliticians who have no qualms about being bribed and sell their influence to the Money Machine Party, always seem to land on their feetâŚOh, some may get bad publicity for a while, but IOKIYARâŚ
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only if youâre a black democratâŚ
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Heâs outgoing and knows how to raise money. As for noteworthy legislation, heâs a lightweight.
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and he was a tech savvy republican who knew how to reach out and connect to the youngâuns⌠oopsâŚ
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Barney Frank got it right: âAaron Schock âspent entirely too much time in the gym for a straight manââ
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So what does that tell you? Expect more TROUBLE! The $40,000 office design throws me a bit: how much is the maximum to spend without big questions. Maybe $15,000 or $20,000?
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Let me introduce you to Louie Gohmert (R-TX)âŚ
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I think it means less than 70 years old
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Heâs young and good looking, kind of like Rubio & Ryan. And like Rubio & Ryan, when they speak, they donât come off as angry, old men.
Thatâs pretty much all it takes to be a star for them today, as far as I can tell.
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Iâm sorry, but I have to agree with others that the funniest thing here is thinking âhaters gonna hateâ is a Taylor Swift original.
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One neednât accomplish anything to become âa rising Republican starâ apparently, other than have a shiny surface and be âthe new kidâ, I imagine.
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Of course the observation, âCongressman Schock, seemingly the gayest thing since your cousin Keithâs showtune album collectionâ, is not publicly stated, but always silently noted. Believe me, that fact is not lost on anyone.
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âŚnot that thereâs anything wrong with itâŚ
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1st draft of Aaron Schockâs resignation speech: [As I leave, let me reference for you my favorite philosopher, oracle and life coach, the sage Taylor Swift. Being âFearless,â I just wanted to âStay, Stay, Stayâ and felt I was âThe Lucky OneââŚbut, alas, even though âThe Way I Loved Youâ âSparks Flyâ, it was not enough. I âShould Have Said NOâ⌠This is all âSad Beautiful Tragicâ for me, but I still feel like a âSupermanâ in âA State of GraceââŚwith your prayers and good wishes. âThe Way I loved Youâ is âSweeter Than Fictionâ and âThis Loveâ is âForever and Alwaysâ! ~muuuaah!~___So, even though I am âInnocent,â âEverything Has Changedâ and I am now âHauntedâ by the fact that I could not just âShake It Offâ and that âWe Are Never Getting Back Togetherâ! And although I am not âOut Of The Woodsâ yet, I will âBegin Againâ and create âA New Place in This Worldâ! And even though, âHaters Gonnaâ Hateâ I shall leave as if on âA White Horseâ to create a new âWonderlandâ for myself and my Jonathon (with an âOâ)! Thank you, and âStay Beautiful.â]
âŚYour ex-Representative Aaron âFabâ Schock
So long!
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