Discussion: 4 Charged With Plot To Attack Upstate New York Muslim Community

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Are you a-holes happy now?

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And if you put all four of their brains together, I doubt they’d equal one normal human brain.

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I hear they were planning to use Nick Sandman’s head as a battering ram.

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No prep school for these boys.

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Never should have allowed those Italian immigrants! Build a wall on Ellis Island!

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This only serves to reaffirm we need a border wall.

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They need to hire Sandmann’s lawyer so they can get an interview with Samantha Guthrie on the Today Show.

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Don Amici’s downtown serves some wonderful colaneri and vetromile.

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“Police say three adults and a 16-year-old student plotted to attack an upstate New York Muslim community and had access to 23 firearms and three homemade explosives at the time of their arrests.”

What excuse was he gonna use to get the time off from Covington Catholic?

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But they love their #MAGA hats. The Convington parents must be guessing if the 10K a year they pay in tuition shouldn’t make their kids smarter that these guys.

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What was that about there being a Trump Slump for gun sales? They just need to direct their advertising towards a few more these types of upstanding young men.

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Were they wearing MAGA hats? I tend to agree with Milano.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alyssa-milano-maga-hats_us_5c476622e4b025aa26bd75ca

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Don’t think so small. Build a wall the length of the Atlantic!

(My plan is for it to run pole-to-pole. I’ve submitted the preliminary design proposal to the higher-ups at Team Spankee, i.e. Rush, Hannity and Misters Miller and Coulter. That’s more than all of the design work submitted to Congress to date for the Southern Vanity Wall, by the way. Expect a tweet toot sweet!)

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Welp, I guess in some ways I did that thing where you become your dad, because when I wasn’t much younger than these guys he used to bawl me out by saying “You could have foreseen that…” over some non-ideal outcome from a decision. So it’s only natural but still, still, what in the hell did they think would happen after the big attack? They could have foreseen—uh—what? I know they’re not experts at foresight but Jesus, they must have anticipated something? I’m at a loss.

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Didn’t some other bigoted a-holes get arrested a while back for plotting to attack the same community?

Seemingly half these crazy knuckleheads are fine with getting gunned down in a blaze of glory, or putting a gun in their mouth when they’re finished.

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Does seem typical. But it’s four of them, so the odds go up that somebody says maybe it’s not such a great idea if I have to commit suicide afterwards, just saying, guys. Like I’ve been saying, we’re taking the societal obsession with celebrity way too far.

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The Southern Poverty Law Center has investigated and reported on racist intimidation and murder of Central American immigrants in Long Island, NY. Rep. Peter King has never investigated any of it. Nor will he see any need to investigate this, surely.

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Peter King is horrible. A friend who lives in his district and I waited on the returns with baited breath to see if he went. No dice. Long Island is a far cry from New York.

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