Good. I’m glad that New York voters are this forgiving. I too have embellished my resume. I am not, as some people have quoted me saying, Abraham Lincoln. I do however have a five-dollar bill in my pocket which has Lincoln’s picture on it. I own up to that, we do stupid things in life.
It has also come to my attention that certain people may be under the impression that I am the Queen of Spain. While I may or may not have said some things along these lines, generally before asking people to give me money, I need to point out that I have been seen on a bridge in the past. While I didn’t say, really, that I was Spanish, I meant to say that I was “Span-ish”.
Thanks for your understanding.