White House counselor Kellyanne Conway believes that the viral video showing world leaders at NATO — which included Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson and French President Emmanuel Macron — appearing to mock President Trump is a sign that they’re “jealous” of him.
Breathe…Breathe…
Breathe…Breathe…
Breathe…Breathe…
There are alternate facts and there are ALTERNATE FACTS.
So now I am forced to quote Denny Heck who said that doing battle with Trump has “rendered my soul weary”. This woman needs to be thrown onto the heap at the bottom of one’s backyard and left to rot.
They’re jealous of a man who over half of his countrymen think should be impeached and convicted? A man without ethics, scruples, morals, or boundaries? A man so cowardly, he immediately cancelled his presser and ran home towards the loving arms of his unsecure tweeter machine? Um…I’m guessing not.
And whomever keeps insisting that she’s somehow “Anonymous”…
She may be an evil witch but she’s not stupid. She is confirming, though, that she knows that the Trumpsters are stupid AF. Nobody else would fall for this 
“Conway Insists World Leaders At NATO Are ‘Jealous’ Of Trump.”
I tend to agree.
Mostly, they’re jealous of his hair.
(Although Trudeau, of course, is jealous of his svelte.)
Trudeau is jealous that he only gets to boink Melania and Ivanka when he sees them at one or another summit, but they still go back home with donald…
Kellyanne, I’ve heard a blowjob works best when you’re in the same room the person.
Then again, I could be wrong.
Or was that a little too crude?
Wow. She’s a 55-year-old 13-year-old.
Eeeew, wouldn’t want her rotting at the bottom of my backyard. My compost heap makes for beautiful roses. She’d kill ‘em all. Plus ruin the groundwater. No, thanks.
Not stupid. A True Believer™
Exactly.
ETA: to be clear, KAC is True Believer™ but not a true believer. There’s a world of difference in my book.
She tried this nonsense before. It didn’t fly then either.
Shut up, KAC - you’re not helping your boss out when you’re talking.
Jealous, right. Commands a room, sure thing. And, I’m going to be the next justice on the Supreme Court. This woman has totally lost it.
Conway Insists World Leaders At NATO Are ‘Jealous’ Of Trump
“American deceptionalism.”
Trump “commands a room” in the same way any giant blond Oompa Loompa would.
Confirming once again the Q&A session;
Trump Voters: What kind of fools do you take us for?
Trump Campaign: First Class.
KellyAnne can clearly see that the end is near, and although “The Onion” won’t pay as well, she’s clearly looking for a job offer.