Conway Defends Trump After NATO | Talking Points Memo

We can all go home now–Ralph wins the Internet for the day.

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No worries. Kellyanne has just been drinking the kool-aid again

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“were not laughing at Trump,” but that they were “extremely uncomfortable” because he “dominates the show."

Once again, the WH staff and Trump sycophants are pumpin’ irony.

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Remember Kate McKinnon’s “Kellyanne’s Day Off” sketch, folks? She had a day off and Trump kept talking and she’d have to stop the fun thing she was doing and come into the studio to explain that Trump only used the deaf voice because he wanted deaf people to hear him too, on and on like that. Well, someday Kellyanne herself will say something equally ridiculous and in that moment the fabric of space-time will be ripped open and the universe will be destroyed and we’ll all say OH THIS IS JUST DANDY THANKS A BUNCH KELLYANNE NOW WE DON’T EXIST.

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Congratulations!!!

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This is what grandma says to her grandchild that is getting bullied at school, which fits the entire ridiculous episode perfectly, because it is eating Trump’s brain that he went to a NATO conference in Europe only to re-experience the alienation, unpopularity and isolation he experienced as a child and in high school all over again.

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That mocking by Trudeau is actually very serious…

There is anecdote in Mexico in the 1940’s about a cacique (a type of regional political boss) that sent one of his lackeys to the capital for something or another, when lackey returned he was summoned by The Boss and asked what opinion they had of him among the federal hot shots, the lackey reluctantly told him they thought he was a tyrant, a thief and a murderer. The Boss said that it was fine as long as they didn’t consider him a pendejo (extreme form of stupid, there should be a word in English for that!) his position was safe.

Same with Trump, they can show a video of him showing shooting someone and his MAGA hat wearing supporter will be fine even proud to revere such a strong man. Show a video of other leaders laughing their asses off at his expense, the MAGA hatter might start to get that eerie feeling that his idol is nothing but a clown or worse a pendejo

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Not the first time.

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These GOP spokescreatures; they’re all a bunch of cheap, ersatz “lay-Goebbels’s” aren’t they

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Nobody can get that incoherent on kool-aid. Unless it’s spiked with a significant amount of vodka.

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Your OneWordAnswer™: trump

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Commodore Bonsepurs couldn’t command a wind-up submarine in his bubble bath.

(While Melaria loofahs his stretch marks.)

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That was a spot-on analysis.

Coupled with his worries about Impeachment, it explains his “Let’s Get the Trial Rolling” tweet. Get the Roy Cohn mojo rolling.

Trump has never been in a situation without someone holding his hand.

NEVER.

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Nah, she’s got her mind on the BIG money tell-all her and hubby have been teasing for the last three years.

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YKellyAnne learns a new word: churlish. I hope the word ’cult’ comes up on her Word-a-Day calendar soon.

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Kim’s “Christmas gift”? Or perhaps he’s just jealous of Trump.

“Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”

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This all started when Current Occupant returned to the WH and Calico Conjob was dumb enough to ask him “So, how was London?”. Now she’s on a ‘No Truthfulness’ media tour trying to make the best of what was an international disgracefest.
A tip for you Kellyanne from a Benedictine brother who taught me Ethics in high school: When you have nothing to hide, don’t.

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Now that we are in the backstretch of the 400 meter race, The “Trump Fatigue” that everyone talks about will be Trump’s.

This is a fat, lazy, stupid, hateful, mentally-ill 73-year old slob we are talking about. He’s tired already. We should stop acting like he isn’t.

OT I left off his greatest weakness (for our purposes). He is a coward. That’ll do him in.

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Conway then argued that she thought that the video from NATO was “a very childish, churlish exchange” given how “they were hardly denouncing him.

Perhaps she’d prefer the other world leaders get together and make an unfiltered, unedited video stating and demonstrating how they really feel about him, with all the critical, sarcastic, and fact-based denunciations that would be included with that. I bet there wouldn’t be even a slight hint of jealousy displayed.

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“It was about the fact that President Trump commands the room”

So does the cat suddenly hacking up a fur ball at a quiet dinner party.

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