Condolences To Brian Kemp For The Loss Of His Dignity

Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp (R) has been outstripping the sizable competition in the race to become President Donald Trump’s biggest, and most thoroughly rejected, flunky.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1305625
1 Like

The headline implies he had a shred of dignity to begin with. There’s no evidence of this.

92 Likes

This happens with everyone who sticks their nose between chump’s cheeks, some sooner than others.

42 Likes

So Kemp gets the Annual Jeff Sessions Sniveling Toady Award. And so early in the year. But he does get a tiny plaque with his name and a year’s supply of Kleenex.

48 Likes

This is in fact a bus trump is driving over yet another chump. ETTD

image

33 Likes

He’s gonna need a double hydroxychloroquine martini tonight …

49 Likes

I think the word is manhood. Fat Donnie and Ramsay Bolton enjoy doing things like that.

17 Likes

Sometimes the fartcatcher gets too close to the fart source.

Today’s word of the day: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fartcatcher

8 Likes

The GOP is a joke. They’re worse than a grade school clique. There isn’t a true leader in the bunch…pitiful followers!

19 Likes

What’s the reward for being a good little toady? A pat on the head? A grab of the p—y?

4 Likes

"It’s tough to strut, grovel, and cower at the same time."

58 Likes

There is considerable competition. Like Azar and the completely unqualified dog breeder who is in charge of the response to Trump’s pandemic.

21 Likes

Trump is the best plant ever by the Dems. By pretending to be one of them and going inside the republican party, he’s managed to do more damage to the party than any of us imagined possible.

54 Likes

Can you claim dignity while on your knees?

7 Likes

So, if I have this straight…

  1. Trump calls for all states to open ASAP
  2. Trump then tweets “LIBERATE MICHIGAN!!!”
  3. Kemp then figures that it’s totally safe to announce plans to re-open
  4. Trump dumps vomit and shit all over him
  5. Kemp apologizes to Trump

Brings back the time when Cheney shot a guy in the face, and the guy apologized to Cheney.

70 Likes

Coronavirus Response Coordinator Deborah Birx, whose mannerisms Trump finds “elegant,” was dispatched to change the President’s mind. Trump, never one to agonize much over changing his loyalties, agreed to denounce Kemp at the presser.

Sounds like Dr. Birx performed the dance of the seven scarves for Herod, I mean Trump, and asked for Kemp’s head on a platter.

42 Likes

trumPP is right now and has been for a long while the best GOTV tool the Dems have. We just have to use as effectively as we can.

25 Likes

Dear KKKrooKKKed KKKemp:

Maybe you shouldn’t have stolen that election from Stacy!

25 Likes

Surely someone pointed out to Dear Leader that GA is a red state and it would be awfully inconvenient to his election prospects to have a tsunami of a 2nd wave in the fall run-up.

Here’s what’s gonna happen, folks: Trump is gonna push the big blue states that contribute disproportionately to the GDP - NY, CA, IL - to reopen much sooner than the red states. If there’s a 2nd wave there, so what, fuck em, they do not vote for us anyway.

5 Likes

Their leader appears to still be St. Ronnie Reagan, and his claim that “government is the problem”

That appears to be the only thing that holds them together any more.

4 Likes