CNN: Trump’s Been Obsessively Calling McConnell About Impeachment

“This story, based on a single anonymous source, is categorically false,” he told CNN.

What’s that got to do with anythng?

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President Donald Trump has reportedly been calling Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) not once, not twice, but three times a day lately in a panic over the House impeachment inquiry.

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And it will get better, and better, and better, and better, culminating with a frog march in chains from the bunker at Mierda Lago.

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This story, based on a single anonymous source

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Yet, they will not laugh at his mighty sword.

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What are the chances that Andres is both “single anonymous source” that leaked the story and the person that denied it?

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Oh and there’s this at Daily Kos.

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Somebody hasn’t been watching.

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Having to placate and talk down a panicking Trump multiple times a day for the rest of eternity would be a marvelously appropriate fate for McConnell as punishment for his crimes and misdeeds against the nation.

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Yes, but we must make sure that Mitch’s future is inextricably tied to that of the Dotard. Mitch was the #1 enabler of all of his crimes during his stint in the WH. He looked the other way, defended those crimes, or lied to deny they were crimes at all. Mitch McConnell allowed everything that Dotard T rumpp has done in office to happen. This impeachment and conviction is around his neck, too.

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It´s a crime, what Trump has allowed to happen to the Kurds.

Juan Cole has some background on what Turkey is really doing.

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On his phone calls to Muntant Ninja Turtle, Unpotus tRump, in all his great and unmatched wisdom, was heard to use his most favorite stable genius phrase…

“I would like you to do us a favor though,”

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When he can’t exact anything from Trump in return.

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For what it’s worth: I take Juan seriously.

“but three times a day lately in a panic over the House impeachment inquiry.”

Why such a panic? Another moment in rhetorical questions.

“Trump threatens to flay disloyal Republicans if they continue to speak out against his actions.”

New territory here. Trump is playing Ramsay Bolton attempting to make the Republicans his Theon Greyjoy. Didn’t see that coming. Well at this point, all Republicans Reek.

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Dump thinks the Turks and the Kurds should join forces as the Turds.

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I know that you may not know, but if the House impeaches Trump, and the Senate takes up the trial what part does McConnell play then? I know that Roberts as Chief Justice comes over as head of the proceedings, but is the Senate Leader directing the action (as in whoever is the Senate Leader)?

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Well, sure, those kind of retractions. :wink:
@dannydorko

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He has to take the calls, otherwise Trump starts badgering Chou Chou at work.

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Hey, these days I’d believe almost anything. :laughing:

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