Cawthorn Apologizes For Allowing Democracy To Happen

Premature enunciation?




Etc….
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My sentiments exactly.

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Plus his former crush on Vlad has soured him for many people, he only has what’s left of his base now.

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to be this idiotic with such consistency … almost qualifies as a talent…

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Later. I have to go collect a giant bag of dog poop. It’s a long story.

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Awesome must read.
(1) America is now in a World War.
…and we damned well better be in it to win it.

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Gerrymandering protects ignorant assholes like Cawthorn. He could say anything - even lend support to practices that violate basic values of civilization - and his gerrymandered faithful would still vote for him.

I knew a political reporter decades ago who claimed that the only way to get rid of some politicians (barring death) is to discover them in bed either with a dead girl or a live boy. I hate to think either would need to happen to rid us of Cawthorn, but gerrymandered protections make me skeptical.

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Absolutely

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Nor in NY City.

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Does he consider himself to be a monster truck?

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trump not lying is an extreme rarity. The only truth he tells, when asked, is his name.

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Don’t forget that forced childbirth is also part of the plan, even if it kills the woman.

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Damn! I just posted a comment about Cawthorn violating societal norms with impunity. Let’s see if my comments are cracker-jack or cracker-pot.

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Trump will push for a trial in Moscow but hahaha.

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“I have got to tell you how sorry I am that in Washington, DC, we were not able to stop the 2020 election from happening,” a somber Cawthorn told his supporters.

You can always man up and resign you fucking fascist dickhead piece of shit…

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Cawthorn is a flailing half-wit who doesn’t know when to shut his pie hole. At some point in the near future he will be voted out of office, and will move on to some other grifting opportunity. And his mouth will get him in hot water again.

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One thing to add to this monstrosity of a situation is that if this goon happens to die of ANYTHING in the coming years, he will be a martyr to the pea brains.

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And very delusional

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I hope he is voted out and hasta get a real job.
Not only will his mouth get him in trouble but apparently his driving will as well. Seems he learned nothing from the car accident that cost him movement in his legs.

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I look forward to his martyrdom, preceded by some colossal public embarrassment.

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