Carson Won’t ‘Preview’ Ship Plan | Talking Points Memo

He feel asleep during the meeting and missed any details.

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He then performed a lobotomy on himself to remain in Trump’s way of reasoning.

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Target practice for a new submarine. So … not a complete waste.

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They’re still coming up with a plan? WTF?

Mini corona virus epidemics on a cruise ship is not a new thing.

Has this admin done NOTHING proactively?

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It would be wrong to have 16 people explaining the plan, but great to have 16 people blanketing the media with misinformation. Makes sense, Doctor Ben, because propaganda is all that matters.

I’m waiting for all of CPAC to become infected. That might change the narrative.

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I’ll take Option Two for $100, Alex!

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I think you are on to something. They have been jabbering about the Bidens making money in China. I bet it was all in the wild animal markets in Wuhan.

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See even though its just a cold and fake news everybody was just scrubbing away all weekend long

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Going out on a limb here considering we don’t know their brilliant plan, whatever it might be… but is this not the definition of insanity. We already know how this is going to play out on the ship. We did that experiment already — what, 2 weeks ago. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people.

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So blinded by the End Times fantasy.

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WTF??? “Sometimes…”???
Point blank, these guys are 24/7 ignorant failures who could not poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

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All he cares about obviously are the markets, but more so his ego. Because what he’s doing is incredibly counterproductive towards the cruising business. You’d have to be crazy to go to sea anytime in the near future. Basically, the entire country is being held hostage to the whims of a deeply unwell person.

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“We shouldn’t have 16 people saying what the plan is particularly when it hasn’t been fully formulated,” Carson said.

So, in other words, “We don’t have a plan.”

Thank you, fabulous somnambulist.

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I guarantee you that Carson suggested making an artificial reef off the coast.

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Oh come on…let’s get real. This is a guy who couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag. He’s been sleepwalking through three lousy years of this administration, walking into walls and waking up just in time to chime in every so often, and to no real affect except which furniture would make his office look best. He’s about the worst person to put in charge of anything…dare I say, including medical planning. Carson’s only expertise is in knowing how to cut the baby in half and well, this is not that.

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I wonder if Carson, too, marvels at Trump’s astounding medical knowledge …

dr%20trump

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Or better yet just send out 3500 pool floaties and let them figure it out.

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Who would have know pandemics would be so difficult?

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Like Lady MacBeth.

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The Administration is going to house the infected in Ben Carson’s grain pyramids.

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