Carlson Swears Had ‘Damning’ Biden Docs Until They Vanished From Mail

We’re organized to the nth degree. hahahahahaha

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Needs more phrenology, and maybe a handwriting analysis expert.

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ROFLMAO. I can’t stop laughing. Look. . . it’s a Unicorn.

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That just shows how big this thing really is!

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At the risk of driving you crazy, I’ll follow that cur, and take my turn at pundom. (Sorry to steer directly into that, but the thought is intaxicating.) You don’t like ‘em? Fare enough, but I say, “All hail the taxi puns!”

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I am not sure I have a clear picture of the grift here yet - are they thinking this will make people think that there actually were some authentic documents?

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Is that “junk” mail?

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Also look for bovine hoofprints

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I wonder what the name of the “brand-name carrier” that Carlson used to ship the documents was?

It must have been Fentanyl Express.

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It was Deep State Express. The tracking number is 1.

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Maybe it’s in one of Mitten’s binders?

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Joe [Biden] will make sure the USPS receives the funding it needs to prevent this from happening

Like Republicans, we also believe government is an answer, if you install people who want it to work.

Biden/Harris 2020

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Maybe it was in that binder that Kelly McInane dumped on Lesley Stahl.

Maybe Lesley has it.

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Guess we’ll see. Now the reporting is that UPS has found whatever the contents are.

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“brand name carrier”

Back in the day, we used to call that either Purple Microdot or Orange Sunshine.

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Hell be Uber them all by the time this is over.

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Lost by the “name-brand” delivery service? That’s very Republican.

I always go with, “The dog ate it.” People love dogs.

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They’re letting down the rubes gently.

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Yeah, just ginning up maximum interest.

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At least they password protected the docs. The password is 123.

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