Fox News host Tucker Carlson pulled back the curtain during his Thursday night show to give viewers a peek at a highly suspicious caper that thwarted his ongoing, all-encompassing effort to embarrass Hunter Biden, and by extension, former Vice President Joe Biden.
“brand-name carrier”
The Phony Express
So Tucker was hit by one of those porch bandits? He doesn’t have a Ring doorbell camera? What a ninny.
No one made copies? Really??
“Sending an empty box to Tucker Carlson”
Is that the updated version of “carrying coals to Newcastle”?
No doubt the Trilateral-Fedex-Comet Pizza conspiracy got to it first!
Lumpy mound of mashed potatoes sez what?
Carlson Swears He Had ‘Damning’ Biden Docs…Until They Vanished From The Mail
Hey, de boy can blame it on DeJoy!!! “It’s in the mail, son, it’ll just take a helluva long time to get it to ya.”
Christopher Steele stole my dossier!
My mail carrier ate my Docs.
If you remember how fast the deep-state filled the basement of the Comet Ping-Pong Pizzeria, stealing Tucker’s documents in the mail would be a piece of cake .
Let me guess. They were written on onion-skin paper with lemon juice ink and required a decoder ring.
The fact that no one made copies is the most telling aspect of Carlson’s scenario. I mean, any blithering idiot, any stoner moron, any fentanyl snorting bozo, any meth-addled junkie, any Oxycontin abuser – you get the idea, even Lash Rambo – would have made copies. So, no, Carlson, you’re just another goddamned Reich WingNut LIAR. FOAD, asshole.
Dammit DeJoy, Project Ratfuck the Postal Service has come back to bite us in the ass!
Per Carlson, the package had been opened and documents spirited into the night
The dog ate them.
Copying things that don’t exist is beyond the capacities of most people’s desktop four-in-ones. There are probably online services that can do it but they’re usually that damn subscription plan where you pay $9.99 a month for something you’re only going to use once. 
And the sad thing is, hundreds of thousands - maybe millions (he averages over 5 million viewers) - of Americans believe this.
The October Surprise is… Tucker Carlson’s Package.
That’s better than the Pumpkin Papers.