I once got a college class I taught thinking I was legitimately mentally ill because I told them there were voices travelling through the air, and I could capture them with a special instrument. So I am willing to believe in your magic button!
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You must be driving the nanny bot crazy. Keep it up until it dies with a puff of smoke.
Long live the humans!*
*With certain exceptions
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What now? He opens it on-air, and it’s all been replaced with a bunch of Socialist socks? Antifa strikes again!
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I’ll tell you what, as leery as I am of making predictions: The horse they’re beating will remain dead. 
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And where the fuck were Devin Nunes and Eli Cohen Watnick when it really mattered?
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Maybe it’s the Scotch talking, but I’ll go even further: Hunter Biden is not going to win this election.
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That sounds like a trick question.
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Are your taxis being Audited?
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That explains why I can’t find mine.
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He’s merely an alleged sex offender. When you have a self-confessed one in the contest, well, then, it’s really no contest at all.
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May be an Amazon package but I doubt it was an Amazon delivery person. Daughter just took a job delivering for Amazon. She drives one of those blue/grey Prime trucks you are seeing popup all over. In training she was told you will wear the uniform without exception, even one piece missing or dirty and you don’t work that day nor the next. I needed to make a doctor visit and since our other auto was in the shop I drove her to work one day last week. Sure enough some folks walked in to their temperature check without a mask, a few others with proper uniform. Shortly after I watched as each walked out. One was not happy he was suspended that day and the next and was being very vocal about it.
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Soros is like a thief in the night, I tell you.
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What we need is polkabot.
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Tucker Carlson. I wonder how many clowns like him will be banished once Fat Orange Hitler is pried out of the WH.
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Approximately zero.
Ask me another.
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Geraldo is Tucker’s mentor.
Just sayin.
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I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that Tucker is lying…
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Why? To haunt your dreams for the next 17 years???
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Focus on the phrenology. Handwriting analysis is so archaic.
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So…
Lesley got Tucker’s Biden dirt, and Tucker got Lesley’s health care plan.
And Donnie got COVID and Joe got in 100 pushups today.
Got it.