Fox News host Tucker Carlson presented a bizarre new development on Thursday night in the mysterious case of his allegedly “damaging” documents on Democratic candidate Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, that Carlson previously claimed had disappeared in the mail when a producer sent them from New York to Carlson in Los Angeles.
“See I FOUND the photo of my hot model girlfriend, but … you know she does live in Canada so… you know, she can’t come to the dance… But she’s like TOTES real.”
Carlson’s sudden about-face came not long after NBC News published a report revealing that an intel document supposedly detailing Biden’s corrupt business dealings in China, which had spread among conservative circles online, was created by a fake persona at a fake intelligence firm.
Buried the lede.
And humped endlessly by a fake news corporation.
Tooker, Tooker, you stupid Fooker. You. Got. Played.
See that’s where they made their mistake. Any student of grammar knows that a ‘double negative’ is essentially a positive statement. But three ‘fakes’ and you’re out.
“Duh”.
Out-Foxed again, jenius?
Bwahahaha Tucker Carlson! It’s like the Republicans’ October surprise turned out to be a gender reveal party that burned down their own house and they forgot that blue means “Joe Biden”.
He realizes it’s over and wants to avoid legal problems.
Too late … the investigation is going to happen and when it is proven that
Tucker Carlson contributed all of the child porn from his own personal collection …
Tucker will try to blame it on … ???
Good god. How much do these people get paid? This is a guy-living-in-the-basement-of-a-vacuum-repair-shop level fail.
The case of the flash drive that went mysteriously missing. Where was that elusive USB? Who was it with? Will it find it’s way into Tucker’s USB port? So many questions that need answering.
“Probably too strong to say we feel sorry for Hunter Biden, but the point is pounding on a man, jumping on, and piling on when he’s already down is something we don’t want to be involved in,” said Carlson…
Tucker Carlson: intrepid reporter, man of mystery, all-around good guy.
(Also explains why he never goes after the Trumps.)
None of this makes sense. How did they get a flash drive back that UPS lost? How had they not known they still had hard copies? Why not use Dropbox? This is asinine.
God Almighty he is a smarmy reprehensible toad. First ‘the dog ate my homework’ and then ‘CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY!’…next up ‘We’re so careful we made a COPY!’ but ‘conspiracy conspiracy how did it get SEPARATED???’ only to end with a whimper…‘We don’t want to pile ON the broken man we created!’ Horrible rotten-to-the-core.
TL; DR version - Trump’s people finally told us that going after family members doesn’t play well with suburban women, so we’ve tried to pivot this to a Deep State Black Ops Self-victimisation story. Hope you enjoy our new direction!
When their star eye witness is legally blind, they might want to review the optics.
The Carlson turnaround coming so quickly after that report suggests that the two events are not unrelated.
LOL, What are we going to do with this boy when the power shifts?
Who the fuck uses flash drives? You put this stuff in the cloud in an encrypted file.