Carlson Now Claiming He Wants To Lay Off Hunter Biden After ‘Damaging’ Docs Suddenly Reappear

My informant hadn’t finish…er… found them yet.

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After further review, the original call is overturned. Fox News fumbled. Carlson will be ejected from the game.

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Send him to the Jason Chaffetz memorial rest home.

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The human TV dinner had planned some elaborate BS story about having documents, and they were intercepted by the deep state and modified to hide all of the evidence that the Biden and Clinton families are really extraterrestrials, or at least socialists.

But he saw that it wasn’t going to work, and trump is going to lose, and he needs a disaster recovery plan.

The real proof that the whole thing is fake is that he had someone mail a flash drive. So Fox News doesn’t have a way to do a secure file transfer? Who is he trying to fool?

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Worse than he’s already done to himself?

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Yeah, the constantly changing story and explanation doesn’t lend much credence to the whole premise.

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UPS should sue this lying motherfucker for defamation.

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This can hardly be called a surprise

NBC News published a report revealing that an intel document supposedly detailing Biden’s corrupt business dealings in China, which had spread among conservative circles online, was created by a fake persona at a fake intelligence firm.

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A flash drive? Are you freaking kidding me? He may as well have said they were stored on a bunch of these:image

I guess Tucker never heard of DropBox, GoogleDrive, or Microsoft OneDrive.

edit: I see others beat me to it. But I used imagery :slight_smile:

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I’d like to say the story falls apart because haha Tucker Carlson guided by simple decency? But unfortunately the entire thing was completely and obvious bogus. It’s shadow puppetry.

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8" floppy. That way nobody can read it.

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Ooooh, those were the high-tech ones. Way better than the old 8-inch disks.

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When your Big Reveal is already a joke known by 80% of the world, it doesn’t work so well. Might ad well call it off.

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Better yet, hard-sectored 5-1/4.

For targeting.

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Fucker Swanson aka Trust Fund Baby is like that turd that won’t flush down the commode.

You get tired of seeing it and smelling pretty damn quick.

Did Tucker begin his dialogue with …

“It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done"

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Tucker Carlson, Drama Queen and Well Known Idiot

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A good understatement is rarely appreciated.

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Have to pull the Kaypro out of the shed.

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