I think a fig leaf has that distinction.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Pucker has no friends. Even his dog is just in it for the dinnerbowl.
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No…”discussing” is too strong. They’ve just been, er, mentioned a time or two.
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I won’t mention them again.
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From the main page:
“Jackson Lahmeyer is a Tulsa-based 29-year-old pastor, small business owner and GOP candidate challenging Sen. James Lankford (R-OK) in 2022. And he’ll get you out of getting the COVID-19 vaccine for religious reasons if you pay the right price.”
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Having no brain the virus won’t be impressed by the price paid. God will not care either I expect.
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Are we sure that Andy Kaufman is dead?
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Needles and condoms in the ball pit at the local McDonalds playground !!
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We will know the truth if Tucker breaks out with “Hear I come to save the day!”
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Oh FFS. Everyone, in my experience without exception, will tell you how killingly busy they are and how much they have to do, and yet somehow they have time for that kind of bullshit. It’s a mystery. 
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There’s only ones possible explanation:
Tucker Carlson is Nicki Minaj‘s cousin. So we’re talking about Tucker‘s testicles. That’s right, Tucker‘s testicles. It’s the only possible explanation, so “tuckers swollen covid testicles” should be a thing.
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Kinda interesting that Tfucker seems to naturally anthropomorphosize testicles. “who”, not “that”?!? I understand you probably don’t have that many real friends, but just 'cuz you play with 'em all the time doesn’t make 'em human.
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“Springtime for Hitler”
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AND… Tucker Carlson knows swollen testicles, because he is one.
I forgot to ask… who is Nikki Minaj?
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Didn’t she invent the Minaj a trois?
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" A singer’s cousin’s friend had a thing happen to him that could have been caused by anything!"
That’s the kind of hard-hitting reporting I base all my decisions on. Not since the potential first lady cookie baking scandal have I felt so well-informed by the press.
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Too vivid!
A man got vaccinated and later that day he was involved in a car crash!!!
Vaccines get you killed.
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Here the story always starts with ’ Some guy from LA pulled up and asked ___________’
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