A Capitol rioter is making a plea for a presidential pardon as President Donald Trump plans to announce a batch of them in his last days in office.
You really donât want to think about what Fat Nixon would want in return, sweetie.
So, what can you offer Donald Trump in return, Jenna?
Money? Access? Power?
Nothing?
Sorry, no pardon for you!
I highly doubt any of these traitorous riot scumbags will get a pardon, on the sole basis that none of them can do anything for It whatsoever. After all, itâs not like Scumbag pushed the COVID vaccine to those red states first and foremost to ârewardâ them. Itâs going to be DEE-LISH when they figure out theyâve been cut loose.
Iâm sure most of the other insurrectionists are sweating bullets right now as well.
A private jet? What exactly is it you need to protest?
âAs Trump plans to pardon or commute the sentences of over 100 people, according to multiple reports, one of the big questions remains whether any Capitol rioters will be in that number.â
100 Mothers With Basements: âNoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!â
You gotta love how unrepentant she is, takes absolutely no responsibility for the attack on the Capitol but BY GOD AND BY TRUMP she âdeservesâ a pardon.
Sounds like a new Fox show.
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Given this crowd, she probably already has rolled-up magazines saved up for the occasion.
I sure do hope youâre right. If they get pardons, the sense of righteous entitlement may singlehandedly sink the continent, Atlantis-style.
You are a master of the subtle burn.
Just a guess, but Iâll bet Donnie could give a fuck what these âvery fine peopleâ want.
All thatâs missing is Sic semper tyrannis
âYâall know who to hire for your realtor. Jenna Ryan for your realtor!â
â according to court filings , real estate agent Jenna Ryan moments before allegedly entering the Capitol during the Jan. 6 insurrection
A minor aristocrat in the âparty of personal responsibilityâ proving once again that it only applies to the little people.
The 6â6" Olympic swimming medalist Klete Keller is drowning in remorse.
It Irritates us so Trump is 99% home with a Mob PardonâŚso thereâs that.
Rioters?
We should call his rioters Trump Terrorism Tourists.
They turned him into a hate-vacation.
Some of them went to multiple events to drink the seditious elixir, and its cumulative influence will be noted by crafty lawyers for decades to come.
Is there any doubt Trump had a cigarette-boat, muscle-truck Deadhead Caravan sort of following full of crazy people who turned his events into their annual two-week family vacations?
Some of them quit their jobs over it and went on the road selling Trump flags.
Trump Terrorism Tourism.
No joke, but it is funny, as are all things from one purview or another.
It made someone some serious jack, but who that might be we can still only speculate.
Trumpâs still numbly licking his lip-stick-ed chops hoping to cash in on it.
As Trump plans to pardon or commute the sentences of over 100 people, according to multiple reports
He continues to make a mockery of our constitution and system of governance up to his final moment in office. I can hardly wait to see the collection of despicable and contemptible specimens that make tRumpâs final pardonpalooza.
Yeah, theyâre nothing but a bunch of âsuckers and losersâ who failed to complete his bidding. Sucks to be them.
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