JFC. No rule he won’t break. Nothing is too petty or shameful. Looks like he hasn’t given up completely
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He’s only a hair’s breadth away from promising no taxes on anyone whatsoever and vowing to begin the procedure of eliminating the 16th amendment.
He and Musk are basically buying votes pure and simple.
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He has turned the empty promise into an art form.
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Would one of those extra wide sharpies work? Just cover their entire tattoo, like a redaction. It would come off, eventually.
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Band-aids of assorted sizes. With the added benefit of causing some discomfort when removing.
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I have not eaten meat in 45 years and am a healthy 82 years old and weight the same as I did in high school. Cattle feed use almost 70% of our farm land and contribute vast amounts of greenhouse gases into our atmosphere. That is the reality of meat eating on a planet with 8 billion people. If we want to save our civilization we will have to limit our meat consumption or we can commit ecoside.
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Oh sparrow me! (@lastroth beat me to it).
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I am so sorry. I wouldn’t wish gout on anyone, except, maybe, the filthy rich who are the ones historically afflicted with this problem.
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Maybe a full linen wrap, like a mummy.
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We all heard about Trump asking why the civil war couldn’t have been settled before it started, but I wasn’t aware of this bit until just now. Either it’s more of Trump’s extemporaneous bullshit, or he’s losing his sense of time.
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That’s one
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I guess he doesn’t need an income tax when he’ll be instituting 1000% tariffs. At that rate, who’s going to have any money leftover for an income tax?
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Can you imagine Trump debating Lincoln? or Douglas?
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The Romans loved songbirds as part of their feast. Consider them an amuse bouche.
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Actually, to my horror, I can.
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We don’t need conservatives on the Supreme Court Inc. We need judges that will actually CONSERVE our democracy and our planet’s ecosystem and a woman’s right to choose.
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We hear mostly about Trump bashing immigrants on TPM, but the GOP is also spending a ton of money on transgender scare ads in the swing states. They’ve basically lost the battle against LGB rights but transgender scares can still work.
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…and I can imagine Stephen Miller’s laudatory tweet about Trump’s performance afterward
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