Border Chief: ‘Explosive’ MTG Claims Agents Found At Border Is Just Duct Taped Sand

I hope the fingers were as tasty as the chocolate.

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there is video surveillance and pictures of a man placing the device

Obviously not a smart bomb because they place themselves without human intervention. It takes a special level of dumb to think pictures of a man placing something somewhere proves it’s a bomb.

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There’s a special level of wacko attached to this woman.

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It looks like a hoax or a really bad false flag operation.

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The Emus won the Emu war because the Aussie humans became too woke!

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It’s performance for the base and nothing more. At a hearing about charges of voter fraud in Georgia a couple weeks ago, Georgia election official Gabe Sherman said she arrived late, sat next to him so she could get up in his face for the cameras, asked some hostile questions that included her talking points, then left before the hearing ended. She got her social media hits, so, mission accomplished.

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At least (2)**1/2 TTU’s.

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Ronnie Reagan used to do that when he was governor of California, but Ron had the “congenial old Death Valley duffer” act down pat.

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How long until someone expresses the rancid idea that the BP Chief has divided loyalty because he is Latino? Worse, he’s secretly working for the cartels? Has anyone measured his calves?

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My guess is that it is a homemade dog chew toy, that some dog-walker and his companion lost while on their morning constitutional. Though, it might be MGT’s chew toy and she’s confused.

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But isn’t it a Federal crime to make false statements to Congress? Why has there not been a criminal referral of perjury against MTG directed to DOJ?

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88,074 of the them are not proud and happy.

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Like a non-trivial number of the wackiest Trump supporters, I’m starting to think DeSantis might be a space alien in a rubber mask.

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I don’t understand why the Democrats don’t photo shop a picture of MTG sitting on Trump’s face. It probably wouldn’t be true, but it would be funny to hear the denials. Since the Republicans have mastered fake news, the Dems ought to try it. No telling what shit would stick on walls like MTG’s and Trumps!

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Ah Il Duce needed a world class Puddingtender!

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I actually saw an ostrich, instead.

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Perfect. Dr. Smith and Rhonda are both similarly bitchy too.

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I’m getting a Donald Duck turn of the head myself. But then, well, Me.

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She has the Herschel Walker red zone pegged (11 on the Tuberville 10 scale)

Speaking of lying liars, of course it is starting to come out that folks didn’t kiss Rump’s ass in letters- they were probably trying to be polite. Guess we will to spend $100 on his ridiculous grifter book to find out. (h/t DB)

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“Empty” Greene, indeed.

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