The bizarre race among Republican members of Congress to win Kyle Rittenhouse as an intern is threatening to become just that: a physical race. Rittenhouse is the recently acquitted shooter of three people amid racial justice protests in Wisconsin last year.
Donât quit your day job, Lauren; on second thought, please do.
Câmon, GOPers, stop pussyfooting around. Go straight to the mud wrestling. You know thatâs what you really want to do.
The ârepresentativesâ of our government.
Accurately representing a sickening number of people in our country.
What a shit show.
Just when you thought they couldnât get more classless1 they pull shit like thisâŚ
1. Nobody thought that.
âRittenhouse said he planned to keep a low profile in the future.â
Yep. Good Idea to keep your head down.
welcome to the Kayfabe Republic
How about instead of an internship Rittenhouse record some anti-violence PSAâs and make speeches at schools etc on the same and include some firearm responsibility messages ? Oh, wait, GOPâŚ
Letâs keep this relevant. AR-15s at 20 paces.
Clearly they need to have a shootout amongst themselves to determine the Losers.
Add blindfolds and call it a âGQP Standoffâ.
They could all quit and let KR serve out their terms. Itâs not like he could do any less work than they do, and the voters in those districts clearly couldnât give a shit which right winger represents them.
Can this BE anymore of a clown show?
WTAF?? Feats of strength to win the hand of fair damned-sel?
They would just shoot their mouths off.
These people are Martians cosplaying for a fascist authoritarian cult.
Has Festivus started already?
Hey, just a minute; why isnât MTG in this contest?
Or maybe a damned-incel is this dress?
Another shit show for the Republican Party.
Will Democrats seize the moment and brand Rittenhouse as the new face of the Republican Party?
No.