Boebert Challenges Cawthorn To A Sprint For Rittenhouse As Intern

Have you seen her build? Her Neanderthal DNA gives her an unfair advantage.

ETA: Hell…her brow ridge alone could be used as a blunt force weapon. What am I saying? That IS how she uses her head.

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How very Republican! Challenge the cripple to a foot race.

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These people are Martians cosplaying for a fascist authoritarian cult.

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She knew she couldn’t challenge him to a test of wits…as neither of them are armed.

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These people are not well. So much for being pro-life. Killers get the star treatment when an AR-15 is used. I guess the lives of Rittenhouse’s victims have no value.

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If there’s a better example of how SICK the GOP has become, I don’t know what it could be-- congresspeople joking and competing about hiring a killer to hang out in their offices.
Boebert’s all into carrying a gun in the Capitol, so she’ll probably encourage him to bring his AR-15.

They’re chortling like this guy is a star and they want him. And it’s all a big joke except to the three families devastated by his viciousness.

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So he went to Merry-Lardo. That’s keeping his pimple-faced head down.

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Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) offered to arm wrestle Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) for him — Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) escalated things Tuesday on Newsmax when she challenged Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) to a sprint.

How about pistols at twenty paces?

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Bah. Missed opportunity. They should’ve used skeet shooting.

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This is a very clear example of the GOP’s belief that having now knowledge of government or any skill that is applicable to the governing process is a qualification to work in the government.

In that the only life experience that makes this child stand out is killing two people and disabling another one we have to ask, How do these asses plan to have him kill?

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See which one of you MAGAts can hold your breath the longest. Don’t be a quitter!

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“Damned-sel?”

Damned-incel

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And you probably were too polite to say bikini mud wrestling, but I’m not.

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Gym Jordan wants to skip the wrestling and head straight to the towel snapping.

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What, does Boebert want to go play shoot 'em up with Rittenhouse? These people cannot be any more repulsive and disgusting. On all levels.

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OMG, you are so right.

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I’d bet one of the TFG’s evil spawn could be a champ in that game.

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If it’s a question of job security for crybaby Kyle, I’m not sure either of them is a good choice…

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Oh, this will surely help.

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It’s the “double homicide*” challenge!

*Not for charity.

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