Arizona GOPer Compares Not Letting Legislature Throw Out Election Results To Lynching

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All that saved us from Fascism this last go-'round, is that Trump is the laziest son-of-a-biscuit to have ever asked someone to get him a Big Mac®.

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Nice. :slight_smile: Love the facial markings on that goat.

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Loose in a drawer is bad. A drawer is fine when it has a horizontal wooden knife block insert with slots to hold each knife. I have one big drawer that slides under the kitchen island like that, holding 12 Japanese knives, a mix of stainless steel for my wife and carbon steel for me.

The other super important thing about knives besides learning how to sharpen them, is keeping a separate set of knives for house guests so they don’t trash the good stuff. I have some older German knives in a knife block just for that purpose. The island knife drawer is off limits.

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I was just wondering how the hell he knew how people voted when he was 7 years old.

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She needs some serious legal representation. That’s just ridiculous! Voting while Black.

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Don’t let your emotions boil over guys.

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I agree. I was yelling for the ACLU the whole time I was reading about what happened to her.

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This is the Hellscape that America has become under Biden…

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Jesus! Someone get Spielberg on the phone.

It can fully visualize the scene as the protagonist looks through the window of the restaurant, everything is in vibrant colour, people are smiling, a waiter in formal attire is made to break protocol and delivers a hearty laugh that manages to seep through the glass barrier that separates him from the scene inside.

Then, a skip to the view outside from across the street: everything is sepia toned, giving everything a drab, uninviting appearance; angry dogs bark in a not too distant background, a couple can be overheard bickering in some undetectable foreign tongue, a child falls off his bicycle a cries in agony - no one approaches to render aid.

The camera pans to the face of the protagonist and a single, exaggerated tear cuts through the sepia to reveal a clear, crisp drop preparing to leap towards earth.

My only question: can you build a 100 minute screenplay around it?

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Mmmmm, pickle juice. Meijer’s are good, Ever try vlasic’s?

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I know, right? How did that black man manage to have disposable income while there are still white people in this country with none? Clearly, our priorities are all messed up.

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There’s a bill going thru the AZ legislature committees that would stop mail-in voting for local elections. Now Tucson and Pima County have mail in as the only option for local city elections here. Does the state suddenly feel generous enough to pay folk to man the polls for in-person voting during a deadly pandemic?

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Never let facts get in the way of a good narrative. It makes no difference if the idea is more expensive - that’s the trade-off to reduce the non-existent voter fraud, right?

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Now i get it.

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And Mr. Pink does not tip…

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Who, in this guy’s sense of the world, is being murdered by the mob? The R legislature? The minority of voters who vote for the loser? And who is the murderous mob? The majority of voters voting for the winner? How is not letting the R legislature pick the winner harming them in any sense other than their candidate loses?

Sometimes I leave the deposit-quarter in my shopping cart at Aldi.

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Since the goobers took control of the AZ Legislature in 1969 there has not been a lot of rational thought going on in the state capitol. Facts are easily dispensed with here. Even the Cyber Ninjas could not manufacture fraud and that was their job. The numbers weren’t there. So then let’s us have the legislature throw out election results we don’t like!!!
I’ve watched the antics of the legislators over the years. One even showed up on the campus of the University of Arizona because she was convinced the students were spending all of their time looking at porn on computers. She also demanded young women dress up in “poodle skirts” which was high fashion in the 1950’s. Here is an example oif what she was after…

This is what our state GOPers worried about. Now I hasten to add this particular legislator paid her visit to the university at least 20-25 years ago.

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Indeed. That’s their “humor.”

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I’m in Rusty Bower’s district. He’s an old hand. While I sometimes find myself disagreeing with him in head-scratching sorts of ways, I find him to be among the saner folk in our notorious State government.