Did you consult with your dog? He sees no need to wait.
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This may provide a sliver of a glimpse into the profound mental crumbling under stress that
Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich ® is undergoing …
He is deeply immersed in a toxic vat of idiocy - pure brain melting, absurd idiocy … and like a drug addict … he will not step away from the flame that is going to consume him …
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Ladies and Gentlemen, meet your Arizona GOP.
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Almost like a carrier trap in an A-3. Cut engines, then wham… you have to imagine, for someone who will never ever ride on the back of a motorcycle… pucker up.
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I assume this guy is a real person?
And she’s a girl.
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This moron is running against Astronaut and veteran Senator Mark Kelly ? Really ?? I think Kelly is in good shape to be re-elected.
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Are you daring me?
Owning the libs by walking out windows well above the ground! Fsck YEAH!
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“Dr. Anthony Fauci released a report today showing that top geophysicists agree that the science shows that gravity makes things fall.”
That’ll do it.
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Never.
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I believe the Mythbusters tested this.
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So does 
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Tested daring karlwlewis?
Imagine the Richter and Geiger scale effects of daring @castor_troy .
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It says “Light” which means you fall slower.
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Or really fast as the case may be…
Oh, 186,000 miles per second. It took me the blink of an eye to see that one.
Yeah, but what if you miss and fall past the center of the earth, huh? We can’t know until we try.
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You come back speaking Mandarin.
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Less inertia, therefore you accelerate more rapidly.
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