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I wonder if they will release the disgusting death threat messages they are going to be doing in the next few days.
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“In the wild, the male Barely-Crested Orange Whackadoodle attempts to attract his underage mate by opening his mouth as wide as possible and seethes at the female of the species, rhythmically shaking and swaying his prodigious man-boobs after each mating tirade.”
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I think I will try to get that as a loop on my computer’s wallpaper.
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Good heavens! You’ve discovered something important here! I think the seething is answered by the female’s knocking on silicone, and by her attempting to scowl sexily despite her immobilized forehead and her cheek implants. Truly one of nature’s more disquieting rituals.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Love these responses! Perfect timing.
Shoulder-to-shoulder, show a united front!
No more squabbling, OK? Work it out behind the scenes, then come out swinging.
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Swear ta god, I never saw this coming. Republicans with bleedier hearts than liberals.
Can’t wait until reruns of Roseanne are interspersed with SPCA-like commercials with weepy-eyed Republican Senators, stopped dead in their prime by mean ole liberals who want young people to kill themselves. The same people who love killing babies. Leaving broken Senators, lost in a world they barely understand anymore. Can’t you help ease the sadness in someone’s Republican Senator? For only a lot more than the cost of a GitHub account, $9.95 a month (plus a ten-time, fifty thousand dollar handling fee) you can provide relief to someone’s Senator. A deserving bone to a man with fine white hair. Believe us.
John Goodman. Love you, boss : - )
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Let’s get some hearings. Starting with people who can explain what is happening with the DOJ issue I raised above…
THAT would be a real “hit back”.
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Don’t think Attenborough would be equipped to handle this sort of thing. Looks like all the seething in the wild has taken place in the interior, and I’m sure Attenborough would prefer real animals and not this flake slob.
The Four Freshmen* of the GOPocalypse!
*Is “freshwomen” a word?
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Donnie John is just trying out the birther canard on the current crop of Democratic women. It isn’t going to work for him this time - not the least because he himself has removed all semblance of polite decorum from the political discourse.
These women are going to give as good and better than what they get. They are not going to mince words or stay above the fray. They are smarter, they have integrity and they have strong moral compasses - all things that trump does not bring to the fight.
That they have right on their side only makes it that much sweeter.
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He is ready to pivot to a full blowen psychopath?
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Don’t know why Mueller & Congress seem to have been caught flatfooted by Barr. Seriously, he just about broadcasted for a year that he wanted to be Trump’s personal defense attorney, then he was selected to be AG. Nobody could’ve predicted this coverup would unfold ?
Also, remember last year when the DOJ had dumptrucks lined up outside Nunes & Gowdy’s office with info on ongoing investigations ?*
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Pretty amazing that these Constitution-lovin’ Republicans - incidentally, in case you didn’t know, they carry a pocket version of the document in their back pants pockets, next to their thumb-worn copies of “50 Shades of Gray” and those never-used condoms from 1973 - don’t seem to know that there is no Constitutional requirement to be a natural-born citizen in order to be a Senator or a Representative, except that a Senator must be at least 30 years old and 9 years a US citizen and that a Representative must be at least 25 years old and 7 years a US citizen. They can be born on Mars and still represent their country in Congress. They just can’t run for president.
But, if you try to point out their stupidity, they simply turn up their stereo full blast and play the Lee Greenwood Patriotic Beer Commercial Song.
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Oh dear gawd - that made me laugh out loud. I’m waiting with bated breath for the Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom episode.
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“Frosh”?
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Donald “Sock-puppet” Trump has Stephen Miller’s hand up his ass…
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Winning on Twitter is fine - and these great American ladies did.
But, let’s put Trump in a room by himself with the Squad for an hour. Let’s see if he comes out smiling as bigly as he does after private meetings with Putin or Kim.
Any room will do. An impeachment inquiry hearing room would be fine, too.
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" The lady doth protest too much , methinks"
“That was no lady! That was my Republican Party!” - Henny McConnell (Rimshot, please!)
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Waiting for a Republican member of Congress to criticize Trump for his racist remarks is like waiting for Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell, Jr. to castigate Melania for posing in nude faux-lesbian photo shoots.
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