Another One Bites the Dust: Dr. Oz Takes Back His Election Denial - TPM – Talking Points Memo

Self-interested prayers are usually misplaced. Dude’s a loser.

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This is something I haven’t seen mentioned, so I’ll just throw it out there: This closely tracks Trump’s years-long questioning of Obama’s citizenship-- say it a few hundred times, poison the well, then back off, get credit from the David Broder sorts, then do a bunch of nudge nudge wink wink comments so they’ll know what you really think.

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How wrong is it that I initially misread that headline as “Doug Mastriano plans 40 days of fisting…”?

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another question from the audience:
“Dr. Oz (but fill in any number of candidate’s names), you were saying that the stolen election was the most imprtant thing in the world, and now you say it wasn’t stolen. w Why should I vote for you if you can’t tell shit from shinola?”

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So you know he’s committed.

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Or ought to be.

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So Mastriano is trying to lose some weight with intermittant fasting?

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I don’t know what to tell you …but you do know if it was “fisting” … Mastraiano would be going for a run of 100 straight days to break his previous record.

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Sure, Donnie ate dessert:

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My impression was that Donnie got more enjoyment from Mitt’s discomfort than the meal, however.

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It was asparagus and guacamole.

Accuracy is important in political travesties.

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Would the governor of Texas make the trip to Pennsylvania? Or would Mastriano have to go to Austin on his knees?

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And every righteous journalist from now until forever should be asking:
“So, were you lying then? or are you lying now?”

With the follow up:
“So, why should we believe you, now?”

Followed by:
“Don’t change the subject, you lying sack”

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All things considered, I think Mastriano will have make that pilgrimage to Texas, offer Abbott the scourge, kneel upon the cold stone floor and bare his shoulders and back.
The only effort I can see coming from Abbott is swinging the whip.

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Not me…

On your list of clones MAGAots and other Republicans would vote for you forgot Adolph Hitler.

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Wishful reading…

Looks like both:

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I am sure you are correct. Too bad TFG will still never amass the fortune Mitt has, so he can continue to choke on that for the rest of his miserable life.

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Fair.

My memory was that in the audio he specifically paired the asparagus with the guac, but I can’t vouch for that.

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