Ammon Bundy Pledges ‘Physical Defense’ For Those Who Defy Idaho’s COVID-19 Order | Talking Points Memo

Time to send another box of dicks.

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That is the face of Bell’s Palsy. His 7th cranial nerve has failed for some reason.

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In American history, Bundy argued, dying for liberty’s sake had been celebrated.

He’s right, and I’ll be celebrating for him. Really no matter what he dies for.

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This yutz

Cut that science-y stuff. In mormon-speak, that’s called God’s Will. He’s being tested, just like Job and Joe Smith.

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So, how is it hoof-in-mouth disease got mixed up with the covidbug?

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And his dad, sibs and all their fellow co-consiitors.

Does the Bag Of Dicks factory get to break quarantine too?

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I needed a good laugh about Y’all Qaeda and the Winded Warrior Project.

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The correct spelling is moran.

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And don’t forget this wonderful associated gesture

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  1. He’ll get it; he’ll die; we won’t have to hear any more from this kook again.
  2. With any luck at all, this story will be writ large across the RWNJ Nation.
  3. They will go to heaven and meet their Jesus. Everybody wins, except Jesus.
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Actually, they may have ordered it, but as this yabbo demonstrated, the bottom half of the Bell curve isn’t necessarily responding in an adult manner. So, “doing it” might be a tad too strong…

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Idaho has done shelter in place for a while. We even voted for Medicaid expansion. Imagine that. We love our socialism, especially if there is no Black guy in the White House.

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He tried very hard to get himself shot, and finally ended up succeeding. It’s too bad the agents didn’t just let him wander off into the snow that night.

Send him cases of vodka & massive amounts of ammo …and dynamite. … lots of that stuff …

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A car ran over his head. A tragic accident. It is my hope that people who are critical of theses yahoos do not focus on his unfortunate condition because it is not the problem. The family’s philosophy and actions are grotesque enough in themselves.

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But not before he welcomes “The Defiants” to bivouac at his ranch in — I’m not making this up — Bunkerville, NV. I’m also waiting for him to bitch that FEMA didn’t provide trailers, tents and lots of ice for “The Patriots,” despite the fact that he never thought of contacting them.

Fun Fact: As shocking as might seem, the locals are very annoyed by Bundy. They just want to be left alone and … eat a really great, really cheap meals.

ETA I’m thinking Ammon needs a soundtrack, one that will make him proud, stand tall, heroic, and finally feel like his penis is “normal” size.

There is an incomparably brilliant composer and arranger/orchestrator who, I think, has already written the soundracks to fulfill Señor Mister Bundy’s wildest, most militant fantasies.

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Yup, gone to Vancouver. Sometimes I think we picked the wrong Vancouver, but so far so good.

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Ooh, big burly stupid man wants to catch pandemic virus and die. We should grant him his wish.

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