I remember when the first Pebble Watch (the first of the Smart Watch genre) came out in 2015 and I wrote a few programs for it. Eric Migicovsky (founder of the company) was quite tickled when I pointed out that the watch was actually more powerful than the first Apple computer. And of course, the follow-ons from Fitbit, Samsung and yes, Apple have all added to the power and feature list. My Fitbit talks Bluetooth, counts my steps, monitors my heart beat, has multiple types of timer and alerts and a quite effective “Find My Phone” feature - hell, the bloody thing even tells the time! 
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It’s rather Onionesque in many ways. Those who attend his rallies and also send money will probably feel sympathetic for the put-upon former prez
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Speaking of “identity theft”, apparently Herschel Walker has a new personality: John Lewis.
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No!
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Man, this thread went dark quickly…
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The perps used the identity of an unsuspecting person for one of the seditionists wandering around the facility where the voting machines are located. https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=08d69c73f1c88cc1JmltdHM9MTY2MzgwNDgwMCZpZ3VpZD0yNDY0NjI2ZS0xODg0LTZkNjItMmVmMC03MjkwMTkzNzZjNDYmaW5zaWQ9NTIxOA&ptn=3&hsh=3&fclid=2464626e-1884-6d62-2ef0-729019376c46&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubW90aGVyam9uZXMuY29tL21vam8td2lyZS8yMDIyLzA5L3RpbmEtcGV0ZXJzLWNhbnQta2VlcC1oZXItbW91dGgtc2h1dC8&ntb=1
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With CTS, on a 4 year sentence he’ll be out in about 2 years, unless he fucks up. Prosecution requested 6.5 years. Trevor McFadden always seems to come in a little on the low side.
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ETTD
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That stuff is addictive as hell. It’s active ingredients include denialtine, Seditionine, Racistchloroquine and suckeracillin. Withdrawal can be difficult if not impossible.
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I was wondering about that too. Can it be so broad as to include stealing credentials of a technician - perhaps even a Dominion employee - who has legitimate access to machines during their illegal breach of one in Colorado? Can an action like that be basis for a charge of identity theft?
I had responded before seeing this. My suspicion was perhaps right then. I suspected the identity theft charge might have something to do with an action like this.
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Everything’s on my phone
Which is why I took it to an insurrection.
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When I see that photo of Lindell sitting alone in the stands all I can think of is Bob Euker saying “They must have me in the front row!”
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Perhaps he lacks the manual dexterity to adjust manual controls?
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I’m a Culver’s man myself. Let the North Mankatoans have their Hardee’s.
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IANAL - if some overt act was required to get the password, that might count as a criminal act in its own right.
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His hero, the former guy, is himself a great example of this. I’m from NYC, and most actors in the real estate world here were in awe of Trump’s ability to get investor$ despite his clownish stupidity. It was a marvel. But then he went on to swindle the entire country and in a much bigger way, while remaining kind of an idiot in most senses. Obviously has a fabulous talent for hoodwinking folks, but otherwise is mystifyingly dumb.
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yes
Let him keep the 'stache though. It’s cute.
Leave the Scarecrow out of this. He stood up to MTG The Wicked Witch of the West Georgia, so I think he can handle Tina Peters.