Alleged Capitol Attacker Who Sat In Pelosi’s Office Yells At Judge About Still Being In Jail | Talking Points Memo

He has a point – insurrectionists charged with objectively more serious crimes have been released pending trial.

But the solution is not the one he wants – the solution is to revoke the others’ bond, and let them ALL sit in the clink while the wheels of justice turn.

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More: Judge Cooper is African-American and an Obama appointee.

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I guess he forgot to complain about not getting organic food and fresh linens every day. He needs a shaman to guide his penal journey.

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I love the judge’s response.
Go sit in jail 2 more months, and then the court will consider it…
While the government piles up the evidence against tantrump boy…

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The 950kV stun-gun he was carrying may have something to do with it!

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And a Shamwow to clean up his penile experience in prison.

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“It’s so unfair waaahhh” sounds like something a child would say, but think about it, what’s he gonna say after all, he’s innocent? People around the whole blessed world saw him sitting in Nancy’s chair with his idiot feet up, smirking like a punk.

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He doesn’t suffer from insanity, he enjoys it.

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His lawyer at this moment:

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“Everybody else who did things much worse are already home,” Barnett said, according to NBC4’s Scott MacFarlane. “You can’t keep pushing me out month by month.”

Narrator: Yes, they can.

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Maybe Josh (Hawley) can stop by and comfort him. After all, it was Josh who paved the way…only seems fitting.

Josh…on the case in the place.

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Oh, I think the prosecutors understand him just fine already.

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Allow me also to suggest that he could speed his case along significantly by pleading guilty on all counts.

Sure, he’d still be in jail, but it would relieve him of the nagging uncertainty he must be feeling these days.

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“It’s not fair!” is a claim those in kindergarten invoke on the playground.

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He went for the Trumpswab option numero uno: Someone else did it worse.

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The judge Will consider a motion to release “if and when you lawyers SUBMIT ONE” :joy: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :joy: :man_facepalming:t2:

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I just did a search for “Very Unfair” in the trump twitter archive.
47 hits.

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Pro tip, change your search operator from 3 months to one year… :upside_down_face:

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I’ll grant him this point, it is total bullshit that any of these terrorists are being released.

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So far, he’s losing his gamble that he could grandstand to his crowd during a riot and escape any consequences. This guy is really too childish and self-indulgent to even understand the substance of patriotism.

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