… had a ZAP™ Hike 'n Strike™ walking-stick that doubles as a 950,000-volt stun-gun.
In case he encountered a grizzly, of course.
For a mere $70:
The ZAP™ Hike 'n Strike™ is a multi-talented hiking staff that features a 950,000-volt stun device with spiked electrodes so you’ll never forget to bring safety accessories on your adventure. And if you start losing sun, don’t fret – there’s also a flashlight built right in. A textured rubberized grip provides solid support while you trek your way through the wilderness. For added security, there’s a removable reflective band on the staff. With the Hike 'n Strike, not only will you see and be seen, but you’ll also feel good knowing you can hike worry-free with your new, all-inclusive hiking staff.