… had a ZAP™ Hike 'n Strike™ walking-stick that doubles as a 950,000-volt stun-gun.
In case he encountered a grizzly, of course.
For a mere $70:
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Cruz doesn’t seem to be as far on the spectrum as Trump, but he’s clearly demonstrating his own narcissistic tendencies. A total lack of empathy and inability to consider other people’s suffering and death as “real” events that should matter to him.
The Republican party’s addition to Trump reminds me of the Robert Downey Jr.'s quote about trying to quit drugs:
“It’s like I’ve got a shotgun in my mouth, with my finger on the trigger, and I like the taste of the gun metal”
(works on 2 levels since Republicans love guns too) But, the difference between him and the Republicans is that he appears to be a generally good person who was able to sober up and who makes entertaining movies.