Alleged Capitol Attacker Who Sat In Pelosi’s Office Yells At Judge About Still Being In Jail | Talking Points Memo

He seems the type whose arrogant/dumb enough to insist on a jury trial for a slam dunk case.

He’s going to be surprised again when the jury takes 10 minutes to decide the case (with 9 min voting on who will be the foreman) and the judge gives him the max jail time.

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It’s been a while since we’ve seen daveislib — their last post was 4 years ago.

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I can’t even manage to avoid Miss Kitty for three hours. Four years is commendable. See you again in 2025!

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Yes.

His lawyer is working pro bono but is no rookie: he used to be AUSA at SDNY.

I’m not sure if or when those pleas get changed.

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I do not condone violence, and yet I do love a good show. What to do, what to do …

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My personal preference: a firing squad.

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Well, somebody’s gonna have a shitty Derby Day!

I can’t get past these people’s entitlement. This is the guy who not only had his feet up on Pelosi’s desk, but was interviewed afterward and showed off the mail he stole, claimed he left money so it wasn’t really stealing, and proceeded to call her all manner of “bitch.” Well, whose the bitch now?!

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And a not-too-subtle attempt at a plea deal.

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Nope, it went back to 2013.
Some retired bigmouth was upset about Miss Utah then.

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Enjoy your good show today. Start not condoning violence tomorrow.

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On the other hand, Trump wasn’t much of a Twitter Twat until he started running for office.

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I take it you mean Josh Hawley, not Josh Marshall.

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At least if anyone ever asks if “white privilege” is real, this guy offers definitive proof.

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Yes…let me correct that upthread. Thanks. :sunglasses:

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Now if the judge lets him out the insurrectionists will think they can bully everyone.

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Two months is hopefully enough time for that psoriasis on his left hand to clear up along with getting his mind right.

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Cici n’est pas un récit parodique.

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Only 2%?

There’s about 75 million Americans who have 98% neanderthal genes.

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Well, there you have the problem. “lawyer is working pro bono …” Perhaps he can borrow some money from Donny and get a lawyer who he can pay by the hour to file motions and such. Payment for services tends to improve both speed and quality. Otherwise, he needs to stop being an ingrate, be thankful someone is going to file something for him when they get around to it, or he can file his own damn motions and see how that works out.

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About that other guy, though…

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When you got nothing…

But I will say this: If I had been asked, sight unseen, who said what Rubio said, I would have said “Rubio”.

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