All Of The Things That Matt Gaetz Most Definitely Did NOT Exchange For Sex | Talking Points Memo

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The list of things that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has absolutely positively not exchanged for sex is long and growing.

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1371327
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The cruz of Gaetzā€™s defenseā€¦

My favorite typo of the week. Shouldnā€™t that be capitalized?

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Booz would apply as wellā€¦

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I have to wonder if that is a deliberate use of cruz. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Doubt it. Z and X are adjacent on most keyboards.

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So we set to compile a list of the things Matt Gaetz did not exchange for sex.

Amusing, and maybe endless.

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It wouldnā€™t surprise me if, in the end, there wasnā€™t an exchange of bodily fluids.
Iā€™m almost sure that, if needed, heā€™ll be a virgin, again.

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ā€œThe fact that they got drugs and money and vacations, and that I got sexual favors from them, are completely unrelated!ā€

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Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

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Frothy is at it againā€¦

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Apparently, he still canā€™t separate lube from fecal matter.

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ā€œI have never, ever paid for sex,ā€ Gaetz wroteā€¦

ā€œā€¦And when I say ā€˜never, everā€™, I mean that I have on a certain number of occasions.ā€

(h/t British Navy)

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Intelligence, integrity and honor should be on the list, being as he has none to trade.

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Heā€™s stupider than both.

The model for our constitution was the Iroquois Confederacy.

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Heā€™s a pimp.

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Thereā€™s a reason, actually multiple reasons that he is a former Senator.

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Yes, I donā€™t want to say itā€™s a quid pro quo, but the only thing missing here is Trumpā€™s secret server to stash it on. Otherwise, itā€™s the perfect nonpayment for nonsex.

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I have no doubt the scummy mother fucker NEVER paid for sex.

He had a guy who did it for him and now heā€™s singing about it.

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All Of The Things That Matt Gaetz Most Definitely Did NOT Exchange For Sex

His pride, his dignity, his collection of UsedCarLotā„¢ suit jacketsā€¦

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