All Of The Things That Matt Gaetz Most Definitely Did NOT Exchange For Sex | Talking Points Memo

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won’t someone rid us of this meddlesome frothy mix?

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I’m old enough to remember when the word Santorum was created by Dan Savage.

https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/status/1386708206458753029?s=20

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It is a pretty bad typo. But, do you really think that it’s a capital offense?

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Stop. Period.

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“The last time I had a sexual relationship with a seventeen year old, I was seventeen,” Gaetz told the Daily Beast

But when was the last time you had sex with a 17-year-old without the “relationship,” Matt?

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What, this list leaves open a host of things he may have exchanged for sex like, for instance, food:

Gaetz: “At no time have I ever exchanged food for sex, I was paid to feed that goat, the sex was incidental.”

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“The list of things that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has absolutely positively not exchanged for sex is long and growing.”

I’d think for Matt Gaetz to get sex he’d have to part with all his worldly possessions.

Or get married.

Kinda the same thing I guess.

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Talk about “cancel culture”.

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It’s hard to imagine that Trump and Putin don’t have all of the evidence of Gaetz’s depravity they need to have controlled him for years.

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Matt is the perpetual 17 year old. It is who he is.

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Maybe he meant 17 in Martian years?

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dog years

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"It’s hard to satirize someone who self-satirizes." – Christopher Buckley

Gaetz shares some things in common with Trump, one of them being that he is one horribly pathetic and lost human being.

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He sure as hell didn’t exchange his good looks or hunky body, that’s for damned sure.

I’ve seen used enema bags with more sex appeal.

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Dogs have far too much nobility to include him in their number, however. Particularly the ones that eat cat poop.

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The seventeen year old Matt had sex with was Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

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Best yet!

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“I quit buying used cars and trucks. I kept finding Gaetz’s underwear in the back seat and glove box.”

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You mean he can’t tell shit from shinola?

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