“It was quite the experience to see what was going on in this country and to experience it myself,”
Huh? He’s never been outside before now?
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I disagree. I could totally see him as the sort of pain in the ass bore that thinks he has taste because he buys expensive things that other moneyed bros like. He probably likes sake because he likes Japanese porn. I knew some grade-a a-holes that were all into sake.
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Oh…well then…look like it’s time for Trump to give him his Medal of Freedom then…
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Yertle in a WalMart? Not his problem.
He was probably just overly distraught that SXSW was cancelled.
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It is when his voters start dying. I"m thinking they shop there.
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He lives there.
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See! Jones can now tell his worshipers he’s NOT a bigot and racist…he drank Sake.
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It was the chemtrails! He was actually sober before that crop duster cut across his path!
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Well you know it’s going to be one of 2 things, the Democrats are out to get him or it’s a hoax.
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He won’t care. It’s just the flu after all. 
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Well this happened in North St. Louis County this morning. 
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Combine that with a conspiracy quack and expect many new and original explanations of why he didn’t do what he obviously did do.
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Opioid abuse comes to mind. Maybe he was on his way to meet Rush
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The Deep State is definitely involved.
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He’s lucky they can’t breathalize for meth…
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A church on Dr. MLK Jr. Drive? I think we know what that was all about…
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Why is two thirds of this article conspiracy theories from Alex’s website?!
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“…blew under Texas’ 0.08 legal blood alcohol content limit…”
Are they in the habit of arresting white folks for not breaking the law in Texas? I don’t think so, maybe they arrested him for being an asshole.
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Can they limit attendees to those under age 30?