Alex Jones Arrested For Alleged Drunken Driving In Texas | Talking Points Memo

Far-right conspiracy theorist and InfoWars owner Alex Jones was arrested on Monday for allegedly driving under the influence.


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He should be charged for alleged entertainment, if you know what i am saying…

And I think that you do.

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Impersonating a journalist. That’s a class E felony, I believe.

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SAKE!!! What are you, some damn foreigner???one!!!

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He’s always been a self-righteous drunkard. This isn’t news…

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It’s good to know he has a couple of redeeming features.

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No word in what Alex Jones was drving… for some reason these image came to me…

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A Democrat bartender failed in his legal duty to cut Jones off from additional consumption.

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Alex Jones would never. We all know some satanist had to have spiked his drink. Probably gave him Corona Virus too.

What a shitty cover story, he drank “a little bit of Sake”: Any decent Sake, or even a non-decent Sake would be repelled from Jones’s Mouth in horror. The reality is that Jones was drinking Mad-dog 20/20, any other story is just fake news!

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But hold the lime.

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I’m pretty sure the breeze behind Alex Jones would blow over 0.08.

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My money is on Night Train.

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He blew under the limit but they arrested him anyway?

The question his followers will be most interested in is why was he hanging out in a liberal hippie hellhole like Austin.

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heh heh

Jones announced his arrest on a Tuesday episode of his show, claiming that he had blown under the legal limit of 0.08 Blood Alcohol Content. Texas law, however, allows for a driver to be charged with a DWI even if they’re under the limit, if they’re considered to be impaired.

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Nah, MD2020," peaches and cream" flavor. https://www.md2020wine.com/

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“The conspiracy theorist blew under Texas’ 0.08 legal blood alcohol content limit, InfoWars claimed.”

Right. They arrest you for driving UNDER the limit in Texas these days.

What a place! Let’s get drinkin’…

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His beverage of choice must be venom, which he then spews.

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So, Jones could be arrested for driving after drinking orange juice

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This doesn’t make any sense. If he blew under the limit, he wouldn’t have been charges. At best he would be charged with wet and reckless. At best.

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