Alex Jones Arrested For Alleged Drunken Driving In Texas | Talking Points Memo

I have shared before that I am a recovering alcoholic with 30+ years of sobriety. I was in a lot of trouble with the law in my 20s, but the one thing that NEVER happened was getting arrested for a DWI after blowing under the legal limit. But I sure lied about how and why I got pulled over - a lot.

That’s what alcoholics do.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Could have told you not to drink and drive in Texas. It is not the state it used to be in that regard. MADD more or less took the state over in the 90s and there is zero tolerance. There is less than zero in Austin.

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OT: As per CNN:

The National Collegiate Athletic Association’s Mach Madness tournaments are still scheduled to kick off next week as planned.

NCAA President Mark Emmert says that neither the organization’s appointed coronavirus advisory panel nor the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention “have advised against holding sporting events.”

Sounds like a swell idea.

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Alex Jones is a man’s man. When he blows, it’s always more than 0.08.

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Um, how could they even tell he was drunk?
Drunk or sober, he’s a gibbering idiot.

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How long 'til his followers claim the cop was a crisis actor, and the arrest wasn’t real?

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The conspiracy theorist blew under Texas’ 0.08 legal blood alcohol content limit, InfoWars claimed.

Fixed it…although it should be present tense “blows”

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Surprise he didn’t say the Deep State spiked his Sake wit alcohol.

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Yeah, his listeners probably wouldn’t give a damn if he blew over the legal limit.

However, drinking sake…in Texas…that sounds downright like a global elitist, deep state, anti-Trumper drink!!!

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That sounds like an upcoming legal defense to me.

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Wonder if his cellmates were crisis actors.

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Lock him up.

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InfoWars [claimed] that Jones had been snagged by a “DWI dragnet”
“It was quite the experience to see what was going on in this country and to experience it myself,” the post quoted Jones as saying during his radio program.

Holy crap how will they navigate this new cognitive dissonance between “Blue Lives Matter!!” and the “DWI dragnets” the cops are running to ensnare innocent Americans?

When a white Republican gets pulled over, it’s an opportunity to “see what is going on in this country”. When an unarmed person of color is shot by police, it’s “blue lives matter! Thugs!”

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Wow, the tentacles of the deep state extend everywhere, don’t they?

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Who knew Kool-aid had such a kick to it?

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This is a “false flag” operation to give him some sympathy.

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I’ll wait for his lawyer to claim that the breathalyzer was calibrated by the deep state and lacks veracity.

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IF Alex has complaints about his arrest he can make them to our GOP governor and our GOP AG and our GOP Speaker etc.

Dude, you are talking a conspiracy in a GOP run state.

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Here’s one virus that CAN be contained. I am not holding my breath for Orange Julius coming to his defense here.

OT, but Corona virus confirmed in Kentucky WalMart. What next, Yertle?

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