A CBP Radio Tower Is Getting Showered In Vulture Droppings And Vomit

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The Customs and Border Protection agency is currently dealing with a pretty unfortunate bird problem.

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1284197
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Is this from the department of “birds of a feather flock together?”

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But are they documented or undocumented vultures?

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A little Karma to make me smile today :slight_smile:

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Hmmm… An ornithological piece? Of the Avian Variety?

I was under the impression everyone had heard…

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Guano and vulture vomit. The good news story of the day.

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God is sending a not so subtle message…

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A CBP Radio Tower Is Getting Showered In Vulture Droppings And Vomit

Yes, but what are the birds doing?

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This is truly Divine Justice!

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"CBP put out an official notice last week calling for potential vendors to help the agency devise a “vulture deterrence system” "

Seems like a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

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Ironically, Mexico is paying for those vultures.

Keeps all the workers on the wall they’re paying for moving faster…

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I’m with #TeamVulture.

And can you imagine what is in vulture vomit?

Holy smokes!

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Either turn the tower into a wind-powered energy turbine,
or round up the vultures so they can run for Republican office.

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Seems like FUX News broadcast towers would be more attractive to them, content-wise…

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Vultures are useful birds harmlessly earning a living by harming no living thing while performing a beneficial environmental function. It would be difficult to imagine a creature less Republican.

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The acid in the vomit can erode metal, so serious stuff.

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Uric acid, to be precise. Great stuff.

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I know! I love vultures: nature’s garbage cleaners. Go VULTURES!

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They actually can’t even get near Fox towers w/o Puking.

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The Customs and Border Protection agency is currently dealing with a pretty unfortunate bird problem.

Have they considered installing windmills? I hear from the definitive authority on all things that windmills kill their weight in birds every day.

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