As the Center of the Houston Oilers’ responded when asked how the huddle was different after Kenny Stabler had been traded, “I am so tired of smelling all those vanilla milkshakes on Oliver Luck’s breath.”
This is the only part of this farce that terrifies me: erasing what really happened and rewriting history. We’re still moving rapidly toward the Putin goal of there being no facts, no reality, no truth - just what Dear Leader tells you.
I’ll be shocked if they get anywhere near 700 idiots to show up for this pathetic, low-energy attempt to rewrite history. The MAGATs that stormed the Capitol are proud of what they did. They’d gladly do it again. They want no part of any attempt to whitewash their accomplishment.
I’ll be surprised if more than a few dozen show up.
I’ve heard that the feds have been selectively injecting nanodust GPS trackers into known Trumpers and sympathizers and their relatives in order to know their whereabouts. Not just in covid vaccines but in flu shots, B-12 shots and even in doctored crystal meth and fentanyl pills and tattoo ink. Some even have experimental microphones that can transmit everything said in their vicinity to law enforcement. That whole thing about messing with your balls? There’s actually some truth to it as the ballsac is known to be a very effective transmitter of EMF signals. Boobs and big hair are the fallback alternative for female recipients.
No, we’re not moving rapidly towards anything like that. Their trying to do this is not the same thing as succeeding at it. The majority of Americans don’t buy this shit and never have. Stop panicking.
This just in: In anticipation of the expected low turnout for this weekend’s pep rally in Washington. The new excuse is that the event is a false flag to be used to round up dissenters. So, the real reason why no one will show up is that they’re too smart for us and will be owning the libs by not protesting and stuff.
Well, hope springs eternal, isn’t a plan and, as my mother would say, “If wishes were fishes, there’d be no room in the sea.”
Since it’s not a fairy tale or Disney, pretty clearly they don’t have to come to true.