Discussion: Stormy Daniels Goes There: Did We Really Need These Trumpian Details?

[unit44]

Well, he asked for it didn’t he? Apparently his little mushroom, like the rest of Donald Trump made an impetuous, self-serving and ill-considered decision that has resulted in a disaster with far-ranging damage. Sort of like what he is doing to the U.S.A. Need to get this Dick out of the People’s House before we get a terminal case of the Clap!

[losamigos]

[Lacuna-Synecdoche]

Stormy Daniels Goes There: Did We Really Need These Trumpian Details?

Daniels wrote that Trump’s member is “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small,” and “has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had …”

I didn’t need them, I already thought Dickspore Donny was small, deformed, and unimpressive.

But I’m glad those details are out there for his supporters.

[ralph_vonholst]

What about the Yeti pubes? Also, more and bigger mycology.

ETA. Pretty sure this is photoshopped. Members of the genus Phallus have fruiting bodies that don’t get much bigger than 30cm (12 inches).

[coimmigrant]

a botanical (mycological) interlude

But does it have a very good brain?

[mrf]

As Don Jr. and Eric examine themselves…

[Lacuna-Synecdoche]

Oh great Stormy …

You probably just gave donnie all the fungus fan vote ----

I strongly suspect that Toadstool Spanky already had the fungal fetishist vote all locked up.

[daveyjones64]

She is removing any last doubts Melenia may have had that he did in fact have affairs. And that brings us another whole level of pressure for Trump. Not that his wife is upset with him, but that he now has to kick in more money to keep her from starting up a very messy divorce.

[Lacuna-Synecdoche]

Well, he asked for it didn’t he?

Now we know why Trump has all the people he slept with sign NDA’s.

[mattinpa]

Not to change the subject or anything but I think there may be a reason Trump says to himself “There’s something about this country I like” on his trips to Russia.

[erik_t]

any last doubts Melenia may have had that he did in fact have affairs

Sorry, I can’t. Melania, you’re his third wife!

[ralph_vonholst]

In Washington, his inferiority complex kicks in:

[natasbob]

But is it orange?

[pluckyinky]

She is removing any last doubts Melenia may have had that he did in fact have affairs. And that brings us another whole level of pressure for Trump. Not that his wife is upset with him, but that he now has to kick in more money to keep her from starting up a very messy divorce.

That thought occurred to me too. Every woman who has ever seen it knows Daniels is telling the truth. I don’t know if Melania sticks around out of some sense of duty, or if she’s genuinely afraid to leave him, but when she’s good and ready to leave she’s gonna be able to bleed that bastard dry.

[daveyjones64]

Oh yeah…he is going to be toast in the eventual divorce proceedings. And I have very little doubt that she is going paid off now, not to divorce him. Just not sure if its directly from Trump or from some GOP donor(s).

[steviedee111]

I don’t know if Melania sticks around out of some sense of duty, or if she’s genuinely afraid to leave him, but when she’s good and ready to leave she’s gonna be able to bleed that bastard dry.

Unless she gets the “Joseph Misfud Treatment” first.

[surge]

This is so ‘‘risqué’’ that I can hear the MSM pundits lining up to declare ‘‘Stormy just swung Congress back into GOP hands’’

[edys]

Oh, you care alright…

[matthew1961]

And to think, I assumed it was all the Republicans in Congress who were the toadies. Oh well, live and learn.

[keninmn]

Toadstool, you say. Huh! Just the other day in a TV interview on The View she described Rudy Giuliani as looking like Mr. Toad from The Wind in the Willows. Coincidence? I think not…