Tales of Sus-pence
āWhat did the Vice President not know, and when did he not know it?ā
(Or something.)
Can we contact the agency we got these guys from and tell them they arenāt working out? Iām not sure we really need them, to be honest. Maybe we could all just stay a half hour late divide up the work among ourselves. Iāll order pizza.
Goodness me is that Mike Pence making loud banging sounds near Donald Trumpās Presidential SoufflĆ© ā¦
Hummm
This tells me Pence means exactly shit to Drumpf.
Pence was occupied at the time. 
Mike susPence is a goddamned liar. He saw the same Intelligence Report(s). His butt-covering will keep morphing in the coming days until it reaches critical mass and he has pull the ever-popular go-to āI misspokeā out of his ass.
In a perfect world that would be followed by his announcement that heās resigning to āspend more time with his family.ā
No one is at the wheel, here. DJT needs to call a press conference and sort this out. If he canāt do it, Alec Baldwin needs to do it, but it needs to happen soon.
Vice President Mike Pence was informed of the Justice Department warning regarding former national security adviser Michael Flynn late on February 9, 11 days after the White House and the president knew, two sources tell NBC News.
āpuncture woundsā
One is a source close to Pence, while the other is inside the Trump administration
āBut those Obama holdoversā¦ā
well yes, precisely - he thinks of Pence as some unsophisticated rube from Indiana who is useful only because the grazing addlebrained knee-jerk conservatives adore him and his strident positions - otherwise he serves no purpose.
He was so emphatic that Flynn didnāt do what Flynn really did. Yet when he found out that Flynn did do what Flynn said he didnāt do, pence didnāt correct the record. I donāt buy it. Pence knew and mislead the public.
But according to two unnamed sources cited by NBC, Pence did not know until Feb. 9.
Judging by Penceās retrograde stance on many social issues, I think heās the last man to know itās the 21st century.
Russian SIGINT boat off the east coast, probably already hacked TrUmps unsecured phone.
Putin deploys cruise missles in violation of treaty.
and
#MAGA
Pence is currently on a Starbucks run, heās gonna hit the one on Cahuenga Blvd. in LA.
Heāll be back, lattes loaded, when itās time for him to be sworn in as 46.
Exciting!
REPORT: Nixon Didnāt Know About 18 Minute Gap in WH Tapes.
āI told her, āRosemary, cut out this 80 minutesā, not 18 minutes, you idiot bitch!ā
I think Stephen Miller is in the driverās seat right now. Rumor has it heāll sort it all out on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight.
Alan Arkin is a favorite of mine.
So did Bannon know before Trump?