Discussion: Paul Ryan: Sorry Guys, It's Still No

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That was fast.

Guess he couldn’t find his soul so called off the search.

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Could it be that he’s waiting for the caucus to beg and plead with him to run, in accordance with his ego?

I can’t imagine that being the Speaker of Government Shutdowns is going to play well with his self-defined loftier election goals (e.g., President).

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When the going gets tough the tough say “Sorry, not interested”

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I gotta say…there may be someone, somewhere, who’s enjoying all this hoorah more than I am…but I doubt it.

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Leadership

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…Begging is so unseemly…

I vant to be alone…

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Paul Ryan, the son of wealth, a Catholic, Ayn Randist, Atheist, who believes Social Security is “socialist based” and capitalism is the one morality is just the person to bring Republicans together.

Watching the GOP try to get something done is like this:

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I wonder what Eric Cantor’s take on all of this has been…

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Well, I’m not sure what he SAID but I’ll bet all the money in my pockets his reaction looked like this:

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Mr. Chairman, delegates, and fellow citizens: I am honored by the support of this convention for vice president of the United States.

I accept the duty to help lead our nation out of a jobs crisis and back to prosperity – and I know we can do this.

I accept the calling of my generation to give our children the America that was given to us, with opportunity for the young and security for the old – and I know that we are ready.

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Whatever your political party, let’s come together for the sake of our country. Join Mitt Romney and me. Let’s give this effort everything we have. Let’s see this through all the way. Let’s get this done.

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Ryan is no atheist. Please don’t saddle us non-believers with this asshole.

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The Twit of the Year sketch – caused such fine laughter that I still remember the feeling decades after my first viewing.

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Oh, yeah! Eric Cantor…how soon we forget!
He’d be all around that speaker job like a bad odor, wouldn’t he?

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Sorry Repukes! You’re going to have to do much better and suck a lot more KOCH’ to recruit Dead Eyes! and…Ryan’s ass needs a LOT more kissing! Put on the chapstick and pucker up! It’s gonna’ be a long weekend.

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Or maybe he did find it and then called off the search.

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His wife reminded him when he sold it…

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