Discussion: Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson

system1 · February 27, 2015, 2:03pm

Discussion for article #233768

inlabsitrust · February 27, 2015, 5:04pm

And to think I thought Hannity had the demographic of the weird covered.

wiscojoe · February 27, 2015, 5:10pm

mickeyg · February 27, 2015, 5:12pm

korvu · February 27, 2015, 5:13pm

Should be some good material for political ads down the road.

mattinpa · February 27, 2015, 5:14pm

I’m not surprised that Phil Robertson gave a rambling, incoherent speech at CPAC, but I’m very surprised and somewhat let down that a certain former half-term governor didn’t. I was hoping for the mother of all meltdowns. Better luck next time, I suppose.

chicago11 · February 27, 2015, 5:17pm

110 million of us have STDs? Maybe that explains why the “real” unemployment is 90 million. Sounds like CPAC and the GOTP are in need of remedial math.

tigersharktoo · March 1, 2015, 3:03pm

Message to CPAC.

You are known by the friends you keep.

Mr. Duck is your friend.

You are idiots. (And by his math, probably have an STD)

scottsa · February 27, 2015, 5:24pm

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll have come back to haunt us in a bad way.

Says the guy who looks like he indulged too much.

olavetta · February 27, 2015, 5:24pm

Santorum on Kenya, Graham on Muslims, Imhofe on climate, Walker on AFSCME=ISIS ----brain dead ignorance versus stupidity, hatred, bigotry, and I’ll sleep with a goat if it will get me a vote. I second missing Palin, but this Duck person would be hard to top (that is not to be taken as a personal challenge).

thehatter · February 27, 2015, 5:24pm

I know I have just read a summary and have not seen the whole speech but… it sounds to me like this guy just auditioned to be the next candidate for Vice President! Laissez les bons temps rouler!

dizcuzted · February 27, 2015, 5:27pm

I see he speaks fluent Palin.

reibusiscancer · February 27, 2015, 5:32pm

So, the man who talks like he’s a completely uneducated yokel in the early stages of dementia and looks like he smells like bathtub gin and stale farts is an icon for the modern GOP? Half your country makes me sad.

beattycat · February 27, 2015, 5:34pm

Cut from the same Cloth of Crazy.

teenlaqueefa · February 27, 2015, 5:36pm

Funny, Phil had a “sex, drugs and rock and roll” lifestyle when he was younger. He’s admitted to that.

I wonder how many STD’s he picked up.

doninsd · February 27, 2015, 5:36pm

Damn! He’s as stupid as he looks! I’m thinking the beard is because he’s afraid he’ll cut his throat if he uses a razor.

tflick · February 27, 2015, 5:38pm

Why do these idiots still feel need to talk about hippies? Hippies haven’t been relevant for decades. The youngest of the baby boomers just turned 50. Somehow I doubt they are the demographic who is spreading sexually transmitted diseases.

left_in_washington_state · February 27, 2015, 5:45pm

So he’s not just a master of duck calls…he’s also an expert on creating the ultimate moral right dog whistle!

teenlaqueefa · February 27, 2015, 5:41pm

Phil looks more like the stereotypical hippie than anyone else I can think of.

raoulduke · February 27, 2015, 5:42pm

It’s nice that CPAC lets crack heads into their conferences now.